The Hipbones That Launched a Thousand Ships

By Jordan Ginsberg • Feb 10th, 2009 • Category: ModBlog


And here we have Neek, hands tied behind his head and about to be cast off Mt. Olympus by the gods, for the grave transgression of, um, washboard abs, mostly. Hera wanted to keep him around because she so fancied the fine stippling work being done by Alice Newstead in his armpits, but was sadly outvoted. After the jump, startling video of his earthly punishment, which involves hanging by hooks in his forearms, for eternity. Terrible.

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26 Responses »

  1. Nowherenear on February 10th, 2009 at 9:05 am:

    Is the guy holding the ropes from the black country by any chance? (I love that accent : ) )

    Nice vid! And the armpit tattoos are awesome

  2. Mud on February 10th, 2009 at 9:42 am:

    meooow. :B i love the music choice in ze background. :D

  3. arthurgordonpym on February 10th, 2009 at 9:59 am:

    I straight up LOVE the placement of this guys tattoos and how they flow with the human body.
    I = jealous

  4. Almaxaquotal on February 10th, 2009 at 10:38 am:

    lol you forgot the ‘modblog fanfiction’ tag :p

  5. Myke on February 10th, 2009 at 10:40 am:

    TRIFORCE!! <3
    I want one too, but in UV on my hand…

  6. VOMIT on February 10th, 2009 at 10:47 am:

    He has such beautiful skin!

  7. Frester on February 10th, 2009 at 11:21 am:

    I’m reasonably sure a picture of his forearm suspension has been posted before.

  8. CoryVictorious on February 10th, 2009 at 11:44 am:

    They’re on the facebook body suspension group. That guy must be strong as hell to hold his body up that long like that. one hell of a workout

  9. Frester on February 10th, 2009 at 12:40 pm:

    Nah Cory I never check that group haha, I’m pretty sure a picture from that video has been posted before.

  10. Iris on February 10th, 2009 at 1:36 pm:

    Yum
    Can I eat him?

    XD

  11. Vegas on February 10th, 2009 at 2:44 pm:

    i love that hat.
    and the ska music made me smile.

  12. Ryan on February 10th, 2009 at 3:53 pm:

    Quick someone throw him some chicken or somethin, the boy is starving..

  13. Keylin on February 10th, 2009 at 4:54 pm:

    mmm…

    I want him.

  14. Sarita on February 10th, 2009 at 5:33 pm:

    What an amazing body =|

  15. Jonn t. NØTHING on February 10th, 2009 at 6:08 pm:

    Just so everyone knows Neek is actually far more buff than this in person, it’s just his full amount of buffness would actually blow your monitors and melt your hard-drives were it here in full effect and thus it must be toned down for internet use

    In real life every time I see neek my eyeballs melt a little

  16. Jonn t. NØTHING on February 10th, 2009 at 6:09 pm:

    also Frester he has previously done forearm suspensions

  17. Keylin on February 10th, 2009 at 9:10 pm:

    OH, abs at 1:02. OM NOM NOM PLEES.

  18. Cassandra on February 10th, 2009 at 9:40 pm:

    Great forearm suspension. I wonder if his hands got cold from losing the blood from them in that position.

  19. Johnny Mnemonic on February 10th, 2009 at 10:16 pm:

    aside from all the other great things about this picture, his septum jewellery is excellent. Anyone know where its from?

  20. PC on February 10th, 2009 at 11:34 pm:

    Sessy!

  21. Jessorz on February 11th, 2009 at 7:24 pm:

    that is one big Triforce.

  22. neek on February 12th, 2009 at 3:27 am:

    jon: i love you, you are plain awesome

    johnny mnemonic: the septum piece is an acrylic 10mm ring that i cut up with a scalpel and then filed down to make it nice a smooth

  23. sedusa on February 13th, 2009 at 4:40 pm:

    yaaay zelda tattoos make my eyeballs happy :D

  24. Meliss on February 14th, 2009 at 2:09 pm:

    rawrrrr

  25. Absinthe on February 14th, 2009 at 6:19 pm:

    Haha, typical. The first time I check Modblog in about six months and you’re bloody on here again Nik! And if anyone is wondering everything Jon said about this man’s beauty is true, I have to wear three pairs of sunglasses to shield my eyes from his radiance everytime I’m in his vicinity…

  26. Baracudaboy on February 27th, 2009 at 5:06 am:

    Wow, hes really hot, and the tattoos work perfectly with the flow of his body.

    Sexy!

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