That Hobbit’s Eating An Egg

By Jordan Ginsberg • Apr 21st, 2009 • Category: ModBlog


The last time we checked in with Dustin Poole from Sacred Balance in Calgary, Alberta, we were admiring this excellent sleeve and this sultry silver lady. This time around, though, we have this vulgar unicorn porno, starring this poor, once-majestic creature who passed out drunk one fateful night and woke up in a bathtub with those sinful male bits sewed to his forehead. Life can be so cruel.

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14 Responses »

  1. peteD3 on April 21st, 2009 at 1:15 pm:

    man this is really impressive.
    even before looking at the other pieces this artist has done, it looked like somebody good must have done this crazy shit.
    it takes skill to do slobber so fine

  2. Mortimer Shrew on April 21st, 2009 at 1:58 pm:

    the screwnicorn

  3. Riley on April 21st, 2009 at 2:31 pm:

    The hair on the penis horn offends me, but I’m fine with the rest. lol

  4. Will on April 21st, 2009 at 3:14 pm:

    Great design; quality tattoo. Love it. Jealous. Wish I was wearing it.

  5. Will on April 21st, 2009 at 3:18 pm:

    Forgot to say: love that penis and those pubic hairs that curl so elegantly! Truly awesome tattoo.

  6. Diva on April 21st, 2009 at 3:40 pm:

    Since there is blood dripping from the neck, does that mean the unicorns head was chopped off? Hahaha.

    Amazing.

  7. Diva on April 21st, 2009 at 3:41 pm:

    The only thing that grosses me out, is the single SUPER long curly hair that is actually growing off the penis shaft. What the hell? Hahaha

  8. jason on April 21st, 2009 at 5:15 pm:

    There is a woman named Valerie Martino who lives in Nashville Tennessee and performs noisey drill-and-bass-ish music under the name Unicorn Hard-on.

  9. alouicious on April 21st, 2009 at 7:09 pm:

    bwahahahahahahahaha! so amazingly jealous! you have no idea!

  10. marc on April 21st, 2009 at 11:09 pm:

    PENISHEAD LOL

  11. -LEO- on April 22nd, 2009 at 9:12 am:

    LOL, pubic hair!!
    Looks like a she, it’s got lipstick
    Tough life that of a shemale unicorn, I’d guess

  12. brittney on April 22nd, 2009 at 1:22 pm:

    haha weinercorn!

  13. Kyiel on April 23rd, 2009 at 4:53 pm:

    Ya, i work with dustin and this tattoo was so awsome to watch get done. the guy lost a bet over a poker game and had to get it, then his friends made him pay for it. Yep, what a way to spend 300 bucks after losing 200 in the poker game….lol.

  14. cookie on April 24th, 2009 at 7:56 pm:

    funny idea but who needs an extra dick added on when the tattoo itself already looks like dick without it

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