Posts Tagged ‘Vaguely Erotic’

“Hang Out With Your Daikon Out!”

By Jordan Ginsberg • Jan 28th, 2009 • Category: ModBlog


Oh hey, here is some sexy fun-time! Renowned produce aficionado, Mateo (top right), is up to his old tricks using vegetables and such for reasons other than God intended (adorning sacrifices). This time, he is hanging out with people are going to be his roommates soon, apparently! Convenient that they all enjoy covering their sinful bits with veggies. Another shot of Mateo and a strategically placed gourd, after the jump.

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Let’s Get the Hell Outta Here

By Jordan Ginsberg • Jan 8th, 2009 • Category: ModBlog


So, here is a photo of international hustlers Ferg and La Negra, who apparently don’t realize that we’re in a recession, evidenced by the fact that they are just cold wasting perfectly good ketchup and mustard and mayonnaise, that we are going to need soon, to put on rats. There had better be more photos in this series where they let folks off the street come up and rub hot dogs and hamburgers on them. More of this thoughtless food mess, starring people who, lucky for them, are very attractive, because they are clearly unconcerned with the coming global rations shortage, after the jump.

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Deck the Balls

By Jordan Ginsberg • Dec 24th, 2008 • Category: ModBlog


See the blazing tool before us.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Hit the lights and hope they’re not porous.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me in glowing pleasure.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
While I stroke my Yule-tide member.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

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We All Scream

By Jordan Ginsberg • Dec 15th, 2008 • Category: ModBlog


Soon after I got my Prince Albert pierced, my girlfriend came up with the idea of drinking a float through it. So after waiting a few months for me to stretch far enough to allow a straw … this happened.

Click through to de-tree, of course.

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