Cutie the bomb
Met her at a beauty salon
With a baby Louis Vuitton
Under her underarm
According to Alyssa Jane, MGDW stands for “Materialistic Gold Digging Whore”. No offense intended to Alyssa, but guys, I’ve got one piece of advice for you: stick with the sluts. They’re a lot more fun I think.
Oh, chickenheads.com, I love you so.
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