Cuttlefish Condom

Oh, Japan. Click below to view a scene involving using a cuttlefish (like a squid) as a condom (for both oral and vaginal sex)… if you want to see the full set at full resolution (because I know that a lot of cuttlefish fetishists read this blog), it’s in the “Spring” bonus gallery in BME/HARD!

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Shannon Larratt is the founder of BME (1994) and its former editor and publisher. After a four year hiatus between 2008 and 2012, Shannon is back adding his commentary to ModBlog. It should be noted that any comments in these entries are the opinion of Shannon Larratt and may or may not be shared by LLC or the other staff or members of BME. Entry text Copyright © Shannon Larratt. Reproduced under license by LLC. Pictures may be copyright to their respective owners. You can also find Shannon at Zentastic or on Facebook.

10 thoughts on “Cuttlefish Condom

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    Posted on 03-03-2006 22:56:40 by Jets
    First comment on fish condom.

    Posted on 03-03-2006 23:03:14 by theredjesus
    bonus points for the fish being alive

    Posted on 03-03-2006 23:08:25 by Amy & Leeanne
    God, that’s fucking horrible.

    Posted on 03-04-2006 01:26:26 by Micrurus
    A friend of mine had once oral sex with a fish, but that guy in Japan definetly has more imagination.

    Posted on 03-04-2006 01:47:41 by Kendra
    Temporary penial tattoo, anyone? There’s ink in those suckers, unless they removed teh sack.

    Posted on 03-04-2006 05:04:27 by tisonlyi

    Thats a hell of a way to sharpen up your act.

    I’m truly sorry.

    Posted on 03-04-2006 10:18:24 by .
    i can hear PETA now we tried it and we loved it so it must be band it is the great satan lol

    Posted on 03-04-2006 11:34:51 by Steph
    Okay I respect other people’s fetishes and desires and the like but that honestly made me want to vomit.

    Posted on 03-04-2006 12:43:43 by Sade
    hmm,that was really interesting.although,i’d hate to be the one to have to go down between her legs afterwards.

    Posted on 03-04-2006 12:43:57 by NewfieChick
    Me to . . .

    Posted on 03-04-2006 12:45:31 by NewfieChick
    Crap, Sade posted at the same time.

    I was agreeing with steph. I was eating when I was looking at this..I just about puked.

    Posted on 03-04-2006 13:33:01 by astrosnik
    Oh good gladys you guys. (too many g’s?) The blurred photos are explicitly labelled, so don’t complain they made you sick. YOU clicked on it.

    Posted on 03-04-2006 13:52:09 by c0rrosion
    haha, i hope she at least douched with some saline or something afterwards (and yes, i’m aware that most douches are bad for you, but not all of them are).

    Posted on 03-04-2006 13:53:00 by NewfieChick
    Not complaining. Stating a fact. STFU.

    Posted on 03-04-2006 15:36:13 by Modificatory
    The only thing I could think of was OUCH! Fish have scales that hurt even when you rub your hand the wrong way on them! Eeep!

    Posted on 03-04-2006 15:48:14 by MishMosh
    That…is fucking horrible. Was that animal dead?

    Posted on 03-04-2006 18:55:26 by outmywindow
    Well, cuttlefish don’t have scales — they aren’t actually fish. As Shannon said, they’re very closely related to squid and octopi…

    That said, this has got to be one of the most specific fetishes I’ve ever seen. Also, I kept thinking about how desensitized the guy’s dick must have been his “condom” was pretty damn thick…

    Posted on 03-04-2006 19:57:11 by j.
    ew. I hope the animal was dead.

    Posted on 03-04-2006 20:59:46 by ,
    the extreme pubes are bothering me more than the cuttlefish. this might be a sign of modblog desensitizing me to the odder things in life.

    Posted on 03-04-2006 21:02:17 by the_logic_of_crocodiles
    if it was alive, it’d still have tentacles…

    Posted on 03-04-2006 21:42:58 by BadlyDrawnGirl
    wow..the thought someone shoving a piece of fish in my vagina …. makes me want to vomit.

    Posted on 03-04-2006 23:43:59 by ??
    that is the grossest fucking thing ive ever seen…whatever floats your boat aside i think fetishes that involve alive or dead animals is pushing the line…in this case its jumped over it and ran really fast

    Posted on 03-05-2006 00:42:23 by seeking
    I guess I’m still running around with a middle-school sense of humor. But I immediately thought of half a dozen ‘smells like fish down there’ by-lines.

    Posted on 03-05-2006 04:07:32 by Rockerbaby
    Ya buy those at a grocery store. It’s not alive (insides are already removed and cleaned, like tentacles, beak, eyes…). It’s like how you buy a chicken at a store. PETA won’t be at your ass.

    Posted on 03-05-2006 07:49:58 by PETA stuck in your ass
    yeah they would wanna do you in the arse with that cuddle fishy then turn around and publicly denie it and get a rally started against it,

    Posted on 03-05-2006 08:17:21 by ukwherewolf
    how the hell do you find ouy you like that sort of thing is whats confusing me

    Posted on 03-05-2006 08:50:42 by Crossed
    I can see the marketing department at Lifestyles… “Cuttlefish Condoms–the new black in peniswear.” Remember, never, never underestimate the Asian market!

    Posted on 03-05-2006 09:10:58 by *A*

    Posted on 03-05-2006 11:07:50 by Rams
    Where can i get a supply of those….dont knock it till ya try it…..

    Posted on 03-05-2006 13:30:12 by MishMosh
    Even if it was dead that seems really disrespectful…

    Posted on 03-05-2006 14:41:41 by anon
    disresopectful to who…?

    Posted on 03-05-2006 15:27:22 by Micrurus
    In Indonesia they made durian-flavoured condoms, so a cuttlefish-flavoured condom is not a bad idea.

    Posted on 03-05-2006 16:04:12 by silver
    I don’t know how I’d feel if I wasn’t a vegetarian, but the thought of handling a dead animal grosses me out enough. I just can’t imagine licking it and sticking up me.

    Posted on 03-05-2006 17:25:22 by sinophile
    hell, I thought it was pretty hot. Not as in ‘gee, now to buy cuttlefish’ hot but still, it was a sexy shoot.

    Posted on 03-05-2006 18:45:25 by misplaced_ice

    Posted on 03-05-2006 21:31:58 by Woz
    I agree with MishMosh

    Posted on 03-05-2006 22:22:18 by jessie
    I don’t see what the big deal is. It’s not my thing, not at all, but isn’t it really just a more extreme version of licking off whipped cream?

    Posted on 03-05-2006 23:28:54 by 0012
    I think the sensation on the reciving end of the cuttlefish would be kinda interesting…

    Posted on 03-05-2006 23:52:42 by MishMosh
    Even if its consensual…it seems disrespectful to a woman, disrespectful to the animal…just not coming from a good place

    Posted on 03-06-2006 00:20:43 by glider
    oh, let people have their fun…

    Posted on 03-06-2006 01:23:10 by bootsy
    I’ve really never seen anything like this for freaking out BMEers. I think it means Shannon gets a notch in his… keyboard, or whatever… for finding something capable of provoking judgmental horror in people who usually pride themselves on being open-minded and pro-fetish.

    Durian-flavored condoms? Really? It seems funny to flavor a condom after something that, purely based on whole fruit size, you couldn’t possibly go down on.

    Posted on 03-06-2006 02:05:26 by vicious
    Well it’s really not so bad as we’re making it out to be, but it can’t be a good idea to put a dead animal into your vagina. There has to be some serious bacterial upset happening there.

    Posted on 03-06-2006 02:38:57 by That one guy
    I think it rocks that they’re doing something to make you all get judgemental. Proves there are still individuals in the world and we’re not all generic, MTV clones programmed to believe what is ‘right’ and ‘wrong’ by the society and the media.

    Posted on 03-06-2006 03:02:34 by Rockerbaby
    Yeah, it’s just food. Seriously people.

    You’d make more of a difference if you go harp on those who make beastiality porn from live domestic dogs, horses, eels and what have you.

    Posted on 03-06-2006 04:31:28 by misplaced_ice
    MishMosh – How is it disrespectful to a woman?

    Posted on 03-06-2006 06:41:34 by Ella
    Not my thing but still, interesting

    Posted on 03-06-2006 06:51:49 by Piercing Pete
    Mishmosh-maybe it was her idea?

    On another note- i now think i have seen it all

    Posted on 03-06-2006 09:10:54 by toast
    yeah, “disrespectful to a woman” confused me too. As someone pointed out earlier, the thing’s so thick that the guy’s hardly going to be getting major sensations out of it. Unless it’s a psychological thing for him, I can only really see it being a “for her” thing!

    Disrespectful to the cuttlefish? I only think that if they didn’t enjoy it. I don’t find it nearly so disrespectful as the cheap god-awful steaks you buy in supermarkets that an entire cow had to die to provide. Seriously, people can only be eating those things to say they’re eating steak, there’s no flavour…

    If you’re going to kill an animal, the best way to show respect for what it’s provided you with is to thoroughly enjoy whatever you do with it.

    Oh, and besides, maybe they made calamari rings with it afterwards? So sorry, couldn’t stick to being semi-intellectual for a whole post.

    Posted on 03-06-2006 09:55:40 by Eternal_Ice
    mmmmmm calamari

    Posted on 03-06-2006 12:22:48 by Sade
    I keep coming back and looking at the pictures because I think it’s totally hot,but still,her vagina seriously must smell…well,fishy.

    Posted on 03-06-2006 13:05:06 by MishMosh
    Eh, everyone’s entitled to their thoughts and opinions

    Posted on 03-06-2006 15:03:00 by Jets
    I’m a vegetarian, so I don’t entirely see how this is “disgusting” to people who can go to McDonald’s and order three cheeseburgers (I’m sure that’s some of you, not all of you). At least these people know what’s in their condom.

    Posted on 03-06-2006 15:30:44 by OneSmallinstrument
    it only makes me wonder whats next.
    i cant wait to find out.

    Posted on 03-06-2006 16:18:06 by toe
    I don’t think it is up to me to say gross or not gross – just I am pretty darn sure that isn’t for me……

    as for sensitive penis – maybe he likes the squishy fishy goo feeling around him….

    I dunno. Not for me though.

    Posted on 03-06-2006 21:02:52 by CS Williams
    Jets makes me laugh. Though I’d sooner eat at McDonalds than use a fish as a condom, I don’t think either is entirely disgusting.

    Posted on 03-06-2006 22:05:01 by Randy
    I think I would rather use a cuttlefish condom then eat at McDonalds…

    Posted on 03-06-2006 22:49:38 by haha
    I really dont see why people are making such a big deal, this is just an asian take on a lambskin condom more or less

    Posted on 03-06-2006 23:57:06 by .
    uhm… the dude is putting his dick in a FISH.. its a FISH..

    the lambskin condoms.. look like condoms.. you arent sticking your dick in a lambs mouth.. and shoving it in someones vagina..


    Posted on 03-07-2006 01:14:10 by Micrurus
    It’s not a fish actually, it’s a mollusk.

    Posted on 03-07-2006 01:15:38 by .
    I’m disgusted by the reaction to these photographs. Have you all forgotten what mainstream culture thinks of you?

    Posted on 03-07-2006 03:13:50 by calamari mmmm
    1. Her jewellery rocks.
    2. even though its dead, it might have a suction thing happening when mashed into the vagina…. shlurp shlurp

    Posted on 03-07-2006 06:55:30 by disgusted

    what do you expect?

    skat porn and judges rule in favour of rape because they believe it is normal.

    disgusting fucks.

    Posted on 03-07-2006 07:20:34 by blank
    Its quite ironic that a lot of people react to this in such a negative way. Then again it points out those who are afraid of what the don’t understand.

    It is just something they enjoy, and we cannot make any valid judgements about it. None of us know these people, and its up to them as what to do with themselves.

    And quick question, do you really think either of them care what everyone has to say about it? They seem to enjoy it and quite thoroughly, I might add.

    Good for them.

    Posted on 03-07-2006 07:21:31 by *A*
    This is a natural new method to enlarge the penis…?
    Take a wash soon,happy smelly girl!

    Posted on 03-07-2006 11:39:07 by Micrurus
    If the cuttlefish were alive I’d understand the reaction, but that mollusk is dead, gutted and frozen for hours before being bought in a market and being used as a condom.

    Posted on 03-07-2006 13:44:54 by ginger
    let them have their fun! i’m sure neither was forced to play with the dead fish, so theres no harm! Let her have her fish and semen!

    Posted on 03-07-2006 15:18:42 by Kris
    I really don’t see how it’s ‘disrespectful’, it was already dead and ready to be a part of a meal. Hell, maybe they did eat it afterwards. Would it be disrespectful then?

    I just see this as a more extreme food fetish. Instead of a cucumber she’s using a sea animal.

    Don’t knock it ’til you’ve tried it.

    Posted on 03-07-2006 16:20:52 by .
    if they ate it afterwords… then it grosses me out even more.

    Posted on 03-07-2006 16:21:19 by necrophiliaced Nemo, or, fucked Flipper
    ok, ok. i guess have to defend the people who used me for a condom on this one. yes, i was already dead, yes i’m a mollusk, and yes i smell like fish. has your mollusk ever been used as a condom? i think not! i’m the most hardcore mollusk out there! damn humans!

    Posted on 03-07-2006 20:56:30 by BadlyDrawnGirl

    Posted on 03-07-2006 23:14:11 by Mike the Monkey
    It’s just Sashemi with a twist. If it had been a softened, rolled up chocolate bar no comments would have been posted.

    I can’t wait to see what Eastern Europeans do with Perogi

    Posted on 03-07-2006 23:33:59 by .
    hmm can anyone tell shannon they stole the pics it wont link to the pics

    Posted on 03-08-2006 00:01:31 by mitch
    is that “Mike the Monkey” as in Monkey Bones Tattoo in Beavercreek, OH?

    Posted on 03-08-2006 00:39:05 by OneSmallinstrument
    when the hell do we get to see some necropheliacs?
    (i think i spelled that right)

    Posted on 03-08-2006 13:15:49 by .
    if it had been a chocolate bar.. i still would have commented on how i wouldnt have wanted a chocolate bar shoved in my vagina.

    Posted on 03-08-2006 19:22:10 by .
    oh everyone just get over it! i’m sure they think some of the stuff you do is fucking disgusting.

    Posted on 03-09-2006 00:32:54 by Mike the Monkey
    why yes it is

    Posted on 03-09-2006 10:04:21 by mitch
    ah ha, this is Mitch. i’m one of Travis’ customers.

    Posted on 03-10-2006 17:45:29 by etoile
    But do the durian condoms SMELL like a durian?

    And I’m with calamari mmmm – I like her wacky jewelry. Reminds me of fisher price toys.

    Posted on 03-10-2006 17:49:31 by etoile
    Also, I am not too sure about this happy face they have put over her face. For one thing, in the full resolution pictures, I can see her quite clearly through it. So what’s the point, other than making viewers giggle?

    Posted on 03-10-2006 22:23:00 by Micrurus
    Yes étoile, they smell like durian, that was the idea, because asians love that fruit a lot, so when getting durian condoms sex for them would be as fun as when we use condoms that smell like chocolate.

    Posted on 03-11-2006 06:42:45 by Em
    ‘asians’ don’t love the smell of Durian. It smells like week old baby diapers.

    Japanese sex culture is pretty fascinating. On the one hand I agree with Sean’s “Oh, Japan.” comment, but I’m fairly wierded out by some of the orientalism I’m reading on the forum.

    Honestly, more on my mind considering the statistics here is whether or not that ‘condom’ is safe at all and shock that they would think to use one in the first place. After they find out I’m on the pill Japanese guys are genuinely shocked when I tell them to put one on.

    Posted on 03-11-2006 06:44:29 by Em
    bleh. Shannon, not Sean. Sorry… we can really tell how much I’m paying attention tonite.

    Posted on 03-11-2006 14:00:44 by Micrurus
    Well, I’ve never been in south Asia but in National Geographic I saw that people there loved the fruit, the smell and taste and that’s also what some friends of mine who have been and lived there told me.

    Posted on 03-13-2006 19:21:03 by Em
    No, people hate the smell but the taste is delicious… if you can get past the smell. I’m SURE as with all things there’s a fetish hook in there for the smell… but well, I have yet to meet them.

    And I wouldn’t trust National Geographic as a reliable source. They tend to be over sensational and quite derogatory in their coverage, IMO.

    Posted on 03-13-2006 23:52:17 by Micrurus
    Yes, surely they do tend to be sensational, but some people who have lived there have told me that people love the smell too, not just the taste, and they say that it tastes like hell to occidentals.

  2. cuttlefishes are amazing animals…, znd are beginning to go extinct, i mean there the oceans lanterns, they can change shape size and colour on there will,,,they can even flash colours…its like they hasve perminant tattoos and mods themselfs..its such a shame to hurt a fish like that when it could be alive flashing colours for BME the poor animals should be left allone

  3. I don’t think anyone did this beacause they liked it or for “the fun of it”, I think it was done because there’s a market for twisted things like this. Money makes the world go around.

    Maybe I’m just naive.

  4. I thought it was pretty hot, I especially like how she’s playing barrel of monkeys with her coochie.

    Also, I wonder if they chucked that squid in a marinara mix afterwards on the BBQ.

    Could you perhaps marinade the condom before using it? sweet chilli cuttlefish could be pretty good.

    HI CSWS!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Quite possibly the weirdest picture of a cuttlefish that I’ve encountered…so much for leaving my safe-search turned off in google images.

    Question for the group though…at what point does a food/meat fetish become bestiality? i.e., Whats the moral dividing line between snake-as-phallus and snake-as-phallus-then-lunch?

    I use the word “moral” with hesitation, as morals vary wildy enough between cultures that while I say “good dog”, some of you might say “lunch meat”. Maybe ‘ethical’ would be a better choice, but it’s all about nuance…

  6. damn i wonder how sensitive a cuttlefish condom would be? i bet since the cuttlefish is pretty thick, a dude wearing one would last FOREVER. awwwwww yeah

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