Septum piercing? $20. 18 mm., 1.25-lb. lock? $30. Creating a fool-proof defense against ancient Egyptians ripping out your brain through your nose? Priceless. Babasom‘s got the right idea.
(Side view, after the jump.)

Septum piercing? $20. 18 mm., 1.25-lb. lock? $30. Creating a fool-proof defense against ancient Egyptians ripping out your brain through your nose? Priceless. Babasom‘s got the right idea.
(Side view, after the jump.)
that’s facking ridonkulous.
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I like the wee crooked smile you can see through the gap in the lock.
ummmm…?
Must be hard breathing, an 1.25 lb lock before your mouth
Can you imagine if you lost the key to that lock…
I’m with natalie, losing the key to that thing would be the worst thing I think I could imagine.
fuck that.
Yikes the botton picture looks painful with stretched open nostrils blah lol. The Cure for Over Eating. Now we just need it chained to a labret or a pair of snakebites!
OW! I can’t imagine hanging a 1.25lb anything off my septum, even catching it briefly on the neck of my jumper is sore!
holy christmas
i love this man! =]
$20 septum piercings?!
sign me up, mine was like $60. frig. where is this at?
I wonder if that would get through airport security….
…fucker ain’t goin’ nowhere…
Clevers… ^__^
i wonder what his nose looks like without jewelry in it!
Some way to spend your 15 minutes…
haha it’s funny because his eyes are red, had to be high as fuck to do this.
i love it hahah.
Looks like torture.
Damn, don’t lose the key to that thing…