Stalk the Ground


Well, look at this gent, with his ears being blown this way and that! Where could he be, hmm? A wind tunnel, perhaps? Or the top of a mountain? No, wait, that blue is the ocean. He is falling into the ocean. From space? Probably.

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19 thoughts on “Stalk the Ground

  1. I had a feeling this was gonna get modblogged when i saw it in the image sections.

    My theory is that he is being abducted from the earth by aliens who are, of course, wanting to learn about stretching their ears. (whose UFO we can not see, as his head obstructs our view) : )

  2. #1, they’re probably inside the tunnels, but it’s kind of hard to tell from the picture.

  3. It looks like he has solid plugs in and the cbrs are just in his ears underneath the plugs.

  4. My very first thought when I scrolled down was… “mushrooms! Growing out his face!” and then I realized it wasn’t so thats a relief. Cool pic 🙂

  5. He really shouldn’t have those cbr’s outside of the plugs, I did that once and my left lobe will never be the same again.

  6. If you go by the lyrics the title quotes: Jumping from a bridge into traffic to save himself of becoming moatilliatta ;þ

  7. Shrek….if he turned into a man instead of Fiona into an ogre?

    Either that, or those zetas have some explaining to do…

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