Set Straight Like A Perm


Oh, hello.

I didn’t hear you come in.

I’m Peck. You might know me from High Priestess. You might know me from my world-class lambada technique. You might know me from my collection of limited-edition Murphy beds. Whatever the case may be, I’m glad you were punctual. I can’t tell you how often photographers feel like I’m supposed to be on their schedule. Can you imagine? Can you even imagine?

Oh, that scent? Yes, pungent, isn’t it? It’s a fragrance made from lavender, space diamonds and endangered Condor eggs. It’s new. And by new, I mean I possess the only bottle. No, you may not see it.

Of course, just set your gear down anywhere you please. That’s a handsome strobe system you’ve got there. I did a shoot a while back where the photographer only brought hot lamps. “I want you to have a more natural glisten,” he told me. Do you believe it? Me, looking unnatural. What did I do? I showed him the body oil I have made of glacier water and pure Norwegian amniotic fluid, then I rubbed a thimbleful on my ample biceps, then I had him banished to one of the Mars colonies. That’s just how I roll. Oh, you didn’t know about those? Forget I said anything.

I’m ready for my close-up now. Best of luck.

(Photo courtesy of Jason at Gorilla Glass.)

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21 thoughts on “Set Straight Like A Perm

  1. Peck is fucking grand. Reset an anchor for me the first time we met. Can’t wait to get back out and see HPP

  2. Peck kicks ass.
    im pretty sure he wakes up with that very intention.
    possibly also to chew bubble gum. you know if he has time.

  3. wow, peck must have an unbelievable personality and body to have these shots of his tattoo’s up and not be torn to shreds.

    just sayin

  4. #12- he does have an amazing personality, but obviously you have the god like sense of what makes an individuals tattoos “cool”, so I’ll leave it at that.

    This cracked me up. Peck knows what it’s all about, getting lost in imax hunting sea mummiezzz :D

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