4th of July Weekend BMEshop Sale!

So I’m doing it again! It’s almost the Fourth of July weekend and I’ve been bedridden, but I can finally squint hard enough to see my screen and select a bunch of BMEshop items to put on sale with the coupon code bmelovesme. All of our Mother of Pearl, Latex Gloves and all three types of silicone dildos are on sale for 15% off. Oh, and I almost forgot to mention our little silicone Prrtle which comes with a vibrator.

And, if you were wondering, these high quality silicone gems all came from our good friend Badur at Body Art Toys when he closed up shop. They really need a new home…and that means in someone’s vagina or bum. There, I said it! :) The first 10 people to make an order, take photos and submit them for BME with their new purchases, in addition to getting them up on ModBlog will get a free year of IAM access. Make sure to include when you submitted that these were BMEshop purchases!

Oh, and since I got a few meanie emails about not being clear about when the sale ended last time, it ends on EST time at midnight on Saturday.

Well Hello There!


I’m just checking in because it’s been a while since I’ve posted anything on ModBlog. I don’t have much time since I’m going back to work at the shop but I wanted to drop off this coupon good for 15% off purchases at BMEshop. It’s good for almost everything in the store, minus a couple items that are hard enough to keep in stock. When you check out, type in “ilovebme” without the quotes and in all lower case and you’ll get 15% off your purchase. This is only good until Thursday so bust out your credit cards and get some new swag!

New to BME Shop: Unicorns and Cupcakes


We interrupt your regularly scheduled ModBlog to bring you this urgent news bulletin: Hot off the BME Shop presses is this brand new shirt designed by the wonderful Alie! The boss asked for a shirt with a unicorn and a cupcake, and Alie rose to the challenge. Now, look, we’re not saying this shirt will get you laid or anything, but…this shirt will absolutely get you laid. Click the picture to visit the BME Shop page.

BME Shop Spotlight


Welcome to the BME Shop Spotlight, in which we’ll feature candid shots of you lovely people sporting the latest in BME shirts, jewelry, and, well, anything else that found its way out of BME Shop.

Today’s model is pretty_little_monster, sporting America’s favorite T-shirt, the classic “Life is pain. Learn to enjoy it” print. Also, the eagle-eyed among you may notice the ominous Dr. BME on the wall in the background, silently judging you, or perhaps just daydreaming? Who knows.

Thanks, pretty_little_monster! And to everyone else, don’t forget to send in your photos of yourselves decked out in BME gear! New designs are being added regularly, and our jewelry selection and stock of supplies are getting bigger every day. Have you noticed the brand new sexy sex toys? Hop to it.

We Have Many Shirts. This is Not One of Them.


Mercifully, thanks to several rounds of hate crime legislation recently passed by the Tennessee General Assembly, these shirts are not available in BME Shop. That does not mean, however, that Perk and his attire are not a cautionary tale to be heeded by young men everywhere. For more family-friendly items, you know where to go.

See more in BME T-Shirt Gallery (Culture)

BME Shop is Stockin’ Up



(Tattoo on blentostamin by Bojan Djordjevic at Morbith Tattoo in Vrsac, Vojvodina, Serbia.)

Christmas is coming early this year! (You’re all ready for Christmas again, right?) Everybody’s favorite online apothecary and specialty bait store, BME Shop, has just added all sorts of wonderful things to its stock! Here is a handy list of items you should buy:


Kaos Software


Gorilla Glass Claws


Gorilla Glass Bullet Hole Eyelets


Diablo Organics Bloodwood Tempests


Diablo Organics Tiger Ebony Eves


Diablo Organics Tiger Ebony Lily Spirals


Diablo Organics Tiger Ebony Tempests


Diablo Organics Tiger Ebony Wave Crests


Diablo Organics Tiger Ebony Rings


Diablo Organics Tiger Ebony Concave Plugs (1-2″)


Diablo Organics Bloodwood Concave Plugs (1-2″)

Oh, and here is something fun — BME Shop is now offering all sorts of exciting “erotic devices”! Including:


CBT Clamps

And there’s more where that came from! Also? T-shirts as low as $5.99! Happy shopping!

BME Shop Spotlight


Welcome to the BME Shop Spotlight, in which we’ll feature candid shots of you lovely people sporting the latest in BME shirts, jewelry, and, well, anything else that found its way out of BME Shop.

Today’s model is Fionarse, who is decked out in the BME Girl #3 T-shirt. Hey, everybody loves a shirt with a naked lady, right? If you say you don’t, you’re lying. Lying to us, lying to yourself, and lying to the omniscient owl god that watches over all of us.

Thanks, Fionarse! And to everyone else, don’t forget to send in your photos of yourselves decked out in BME gear! New designs are being added regularly, and our jewelry selection and stock of supplies are getting bigger every day.

BME Bling for Charity!

Gregory was kind enough to make these 1 1/2″ Stainless Steel Single Flare TeamBME Bling eyelets while he was making the TeamBME Logo Plugs and Eyelets as well as the Dr. BME Plugs and Eyelets. I’ve decided to auction them off and donate the proceeds to charity. The bidding will run via the comment forum below and the winner will be contacted via email with a link to buy them through the shop. These are one of a kind and will not be made again!

Places your bids in the comments below, make sure to enter in your correct email address so that I can contact you January 1st when the bidding ends! Hope you’re all having a great holiday! I’m off to work on the year end awards!

BME Shop Spotlight


Oh, hello! Welcome to the inaugural installment of the BME Shop Spotlight, in which we’ll feature candid shots of you lovely people sporting the latest in BME shirts, jewelry, and, well, anything else that found its way out of BME Shop.

Today’s model is evilolive, who can be seen in the award-winning BME Unicorn T-shirt. You know what kinds of T-shirts have unicorns on them? The best kinds.

Thanks, evilolive! And to everyone else, don’t forget to send in your photos of yourselves decked out in BME gear!

P.S. From Rachel

The “final run designs” have been dropped to 5.99 to clear them out for the holidays so I can make room for new stock in the new year. You can get jackets for as low as 29.99 (if it says we don’t have it in stock, try to order it anyway), shorts for 15.99 and even the work shirts for 19.99. Regular tshirts range from 5.99 and up. The shop cache might take a couple minutes to reflect the new pricing on the main pages but the items themselves should be correct. Help me clear these items out!

Anyone ordering 10 shirts or more will get a free keychain.

I’ve also added a lot of supplies, new jewelry as well as a brand new accessory! BMEshop carries more than it ever has and will continue to grow with your support. Please post in the comments if there are things you guys want to see available.