The benefits of a scrotal tunnel

Perhaps the above entry got you wanting to see a post that’s a little more explicit? I’ll aim to do that here by telling the guys reading this why it’s in their best interests to get a scrotal piercing and stretch it up nice and big so it can fit a tunnel like most people wear in their ears.

So, you’ve got this kind of funny looking tunnel in your nutsack. Doesn’t seem like it’s doing much for you, right?
But don’t sell it short. People will think it’s, like, neat-oh!

They’ll want to look through it — is it really that big? Does it really go all the way through?

And they’ll want to play with it.

They’ll be thrilled to discover that it actually improves cell phone reception. And with their mouth so close, how can they resist a lick? Yeah, and it’s pretty much just all downhill from there. Or should I say uphill? I don’t know. Whichever you prefer.

Trust me. You won’t regret it.

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Winter in Japan

OK, I’m taking the day off tomorrow because my favorite girl in the world is going to be back after too much travelling for my lonesome self, being off to restore the BME servers to life and other adventures — like getting her throat tattooed by Jim Miner, which you might be able to watch live on her moblog later tonight. So anyway, here’s a picture to tide you over until Wednesday. If you like it and are a member, be sure to check out the Kitano* bonus gallery in BME/HARD.

* And yes, even though there are a few crazy people on the Internet spreading the bizarro rumor that Eva doesn’t have any modification, she has plenty of piercings, cuttings, and more!

I Heart Pussy Tattoos

….but honestly, I’m not posting this tattoo because I want you to play a few rounds of pocket pool. I actually wanted to show it because they’ve done a nice job hiding a caesarian (ie. c-section) pubic scar — something that 600,000 people in America alone have to deal with every year. This is on IAM:_GEISHA_, and was done by DZ at Studio 138 in Kalamazoo.

Click to uncensor it if you’d like.