Roo Crumbs (iam:RooBot) is 28, male, a thousand feet tall, and grazes on the treetops for breakfast. He's covered from nape of neck to tip of wang in heart tattoos. He likes to read, write, and daydream about Canada. He won't fix your computer (unless you ask nicely) and he doesn't like Charles Dickens.

Latest column: April 29, 2008
The Diddy Man in in the Hizzouse!
Roo talks to Diddy, a young piercer and body modification artist in Bournemouth, England.

Full Column Archive:

2007/04/25:	French Kissing in the UK Chatting with Alice and Benoit of Constant Elevation (the UK suspension team you may know as House of Wah).
2007/02/21:	Teenage Mutant Ninja Librarian Shhhh! Roo's interviewing BME's #1 experience reviewer (and modified librarian) iam:Don.
2006/11/26:	Pauly, The Unstoppable Rooraaah Crumbs chats with Pauly Unstoppable, wearer of perhaps the West's biggest nostril stretchings.