“My mistress has plans”

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Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they’re held for pleasure
They’re the balls that I like best

For those that want to know the details, and don’t have access to the members parts of BME, that’s a 1500cc (saline) injection, and the two scars you see are from previous ball exposure play (not a complication).

42 thoughts on ““My mistress has plans””

  1. Interesting. The first thing I noticed were the scars. I immediately thought of neutering a cat. 😛

  2. Interesting. The first thing I noticed were the scars. I immediately thought of neutering a cat. 😛

  3. Interesting. The first thing I noticed were the scars. I immediately thought of neutering a cat. 😛

  4. “I’ve got big balls, she’s got big balls, but HE has the BIGGEST BALLS OF THEM ALL” AC/DC

    Seriously I always wondered how safe this was and how hard it was to do and how long it took for the saline to go down.

    Me doing this… the doorbell rings and it is the parents. Yup, that could happen. I think I will have to pass, but man it looks fun 🙂

  5. “I’ve got big balls, she’s got big balls, but HE has the BIGGEST BALLS OF THEM ALL” AC/DC

    Seriously I always wondered how safe this was and how hard it was to do and how long it took for the saline to go down.

    Me doing this… the doorbell rings and it is the parents. Yup, that could happen. I think I will have to pass, but man it looks fun 🙂

  6. “I’ve got big balls, she’s got big balls, but HE has the BIGGEST BALLS OF THEM ALL” AC/DC

    Seriously I always wondered how safe this was and how hard it was to do and how long it took for the saline to go down.

    Me doing this… the doorbell rings and it is the parents. Yup, that could happen. I think I will have to pass, but man it looks fun 🙂

  19. oh my! exposing the balls…is that kosher?

    i’ve always wondered how would a person stuff that in some pants; and do people stare at his package like most guys stare at my cleavage while talking?

  20. oh my! exposing the balls…is that kosher?

    i’ve always wondered how would a person stuff that in some pants; and do people stare at his package like most guys stare at my cleavage while talking?

  21. oh my! exposing the balls…is that kosher?

    i’ve always wondered how would a person stuff that in some pants; and do people stare at his package like most guys stare at my cleavage while talking?

  25. wow.
    that’s some pretty big kahones, right there.
    yes, i know i spelled kahones wrong….
    but still….

    wow.

  26. wow.
    that’s some pretty big kahones, right there.
    yes, i know i spelled kahones wrong….
    but still….

    wow.

  27. wow.
    that’s some pretty big kahones, right there.
    yes, i know i spelled kahones wrong….
    but still….

    wow.

  31. after years of being an ac/dc (bon scott years ONLY), I just recently learned that song is about parties…

  32. after years of being an ac/dc (bon scott years ONLY), I just recently learned that song is about parties…

  33. after years of being an ac/dc (bon scott years ONLY), I just recently learned that song is about parties…

  37. What plans does his mistress have? I suspect taking off his big bag and having it tanned for use in a purse.

  38. What plans does his mistress have? I suspect taking off his big bag and having it tanned for use in a purse.

  39. What plans does his mistress have? I suspect taking off his big bag and having it tanned for use in a purse.

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