Welcome to Assburger

Someone remind me again why I’m spending my Sunday working?


By Troll at Synergy Body Arts in Idaho Falls, ID.

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37 thoughts on “Welcome to Assburger

  1. “Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?”

    Would I be correct in assuming this tattoo is referencing this movie?

  2. I’m very much hoping that this is not in reference to the common use of the word “assburgers” to mock people with Asperger’s syndrome.

    Or that it’s on someone who *does* have Asperger’s and a twisted sense of humor. Because that would just be awesome. :)

    From the “Goodburgers” comments I’m guessing it’s just a pop culture reference I’ve missed somewhere, though.

  3. To #9: Yeah…it’s totally Kenan and Kell’s “Welcome to goodburger” haha.

    I now need someone to get a tattoo on their mound saying “I…put the screw…in the tuna!”

  4. this is one from my stomping grounds in little old Idaho Falls…bet it has an great story behind it personally knowing the crew that works there…nice work troll! :)

  5. “I… put the hair… in the ass-burger!”

    Man, Kenan and Kel was fucking awesome :)

    I feel sorry for their tattooist… having to deal with having their hands inches away from such a large amount of hair :|!

  6. Guys, come on. Grow up a little and forget the fucking ass hair. You all have it, too. Admit it.

  7. Kenan and Kel was one of my all time favorite classic nick shows. Kel especially was a terrific actor, you don’t see that on kids shows any more…talent, that is.


    It’s just hair…if it wasn’t supposed to be there, it wouldn’t have grown there.

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