Now, someone told me the story behind the following tattoo, and it goes something like this..
“The chap wanted it done before his wedding day and had the total support of his fiancée!”
Well, that’s all we know actually. My thoughts are that he wanted to be with his wife for ever and ever, and reckoned that if he got a tattoo depicting his immense love for cock he wouldn’t screw the marriage up because no heterosexual female would ever consider him. I could be wrong of course, it’s just a theory..