Not many people know that Richard “Effin” Ivey is straightedge. It’s true. As a minister for The Church of Body Modification, he’s taken a vow of purity. What’s really interesting is that the church doesn’t require a vow, and most people were puzzled when he took his. When asked about it Richard just looks down and says “I thought I was swearing to only use a straightedge blade when I shave my head”.
The cynic in me wants to criticize the wearer for getting this after only two years (as implied by the 2009), but all the best to them, I suppose. Also, to make the joke: at least they left space on the bottom for the year they break.