Cuntcumber‘s hilarious (and perfectly done) self-portrait tattoo is by Matt Lukesh at Seppuku Tattoo in Savannah, Georgia. Way too funny!
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Self-portrait? did he tattoo it himself?
Self-portrait? did he tattoo it himself?
*sarcasm*
*sarcasm*
That’s too awesome.
That’s too awesome.
it’s probaly the second largest self-portrait tattoo after steve-o.
it’s probaly the second largest self-portrait tattoo after steve-o.
Interesting to see a similar picture to this when he gets older.
Interesting to see a similar picture to this when he gets older.
Pure awesomeness.
For real doh.
Pure awesomeness.
For real doh.
body hair. ew.
body hair. ew.
His armpit hair! ohgod.
His armpit hair! ohgod.
its no bodyhair..its “Arbacia lixula” 😉
its no bodyhair..its “Arbacia lixula” 😉
I was wondering why this hadn’t been on modblog yet, haha. Very nice.
I was wondering why this hadn’t been on modblog yet, haha. Very nice.
It’s fantastic! As long as the armpit hair doesn’t reach out and cover it. 😉
It’s fantastic! As long as the armpit hair doesn’t reach out and cover it. 😉
That’s actually pretty damned hilarious. I agree with Yuli on that one.
That’s actually pretty damned hilarious. I agree with Yuli on that one.
haaahahaha. amazing.
haaahahaha. amazing.
…his eyebrows are the opposite. i wonder if he can raise his eyebrows the other way or if the tattoo was reversed when put on.
…his eyebrows are the opposite. i wonder if he can raise his eyebrows the other way or if the tattoo was reversed when put on.
aw he is cute!
aw he is cute!
beautiful human being
beautiful human being
ben reed ftw.
ben reed ftw.
Does he have Buckwheat in a head lock?
Great portrait. Crazy colors!
Does he have Buckwheat in a head lock?
Great portrait. Crazy colors!
He is seriously adorable.
He is seriously adorable.
WIN.
WIN.
love it!! the expression is fabulous!
love it!! the expression is fabulous!
Cuntcumber is a dude?!
Awesome tattoo, I burst out laughing when I saw it.
Cuntcumber is a dude?!
Awesome tattoo, I burst out laughing when I saw it.
i love the color
black and white portraits can be so boring
i love the color
black and white portraits can be so boring
black and white portraits can be so boring
love the color
black and white portraits can be so boring
love the color
Brilliant!
Brilliant!
haha awesome 😀
haha awesome 😀
the first time i saw this on his page i almost died laughing.
the first time i saw this on his page i almost died laughing.
i totally thought cuntcumber was a female.
how exciting.
cool face(s)!
i totally thought cuntcumber was a female.
how exciting.
cool face(s)!
brilliant! that is also some rockin’ body hair.
brilliant! that is also some rockin’ body hair.
I’m picturing him at 80 in a nursing home. What an awesome time warp.
I’m picturing him at 80 in a nursing home. What an awesome time warp.
I think this is brilliant! Made me giggle quite a bit 🙂
I think this is brilliant! Made me giggle quite a bit 🙂
made me giggle a lot hahaa
made me giggle a lot hahaa
It reminds me of how Steve-O got a portrait of himself on his whole back. Funny stuff.
It reminds me of how Steve-O got a portrait of himself on his whole back. Funny stuff.
The Caucasian Asian strikes again!
The Caucasian Asian strikes again!
That is seriously too funny! XDD
The expression is priceless, I love it to death!
That is seriously too funny! XDD
The expression is priceless, I love it to death!
He’s putting up the wrong eyebrow. Great likeness tho. 😉
He’s putting up the wrong eyebrow. Great likeness tho. 😉