“I tattooed a set of flowers on a girl’s belly that I think you need to see,” he tells me. Is it any wonder with me writing entries like this that I’ve had no offers since my break-up? Ha. Stay away, sexually deprived dudes on the rebound are bad news. Oh, and click here for a tattoo closeup.
Tattoo by IAM:DTM
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Posted on 04-15-2006 10:20:46 by penski
Posted on 04-15-2006 10:57:00 by Jets
I’m pretty sure you’ve had no offers because there’s no tactful way to say, “Hey, you just got your heart broken, wanna fuck?”
Posted on 04-15-2006 12:28:18 by randomspectator
Jets- Beautifully put!
And I don’t believe you’ve had no offers at all…come on now Shannon, what about the flurry of mail from prospective friends-with-benefits you reportedly got after posting about it in your blog?
Posted on 04-15-2006 18:12:14 by Marie
I am sure there are lots of women reading who would be interested, but you are not exactly open to every type of woman, so maybe they all just happen to be outside your “ideal” and thus do not mention it.
Posted on 04-15-2006 22:06:06 by MishMosh
Hey, I’d hit it.
Posted on 04-15-2006 23:19:26 by I.B.
I must say that she did a delightful job of making her undergarments match the colors of the tattoo. Beautifully done.
Posted on 04-16-2006 02:30:37 by LostSally000
I love this…and the girl is sooo hot!!!!!!!!! Well what you can see of her……
Posted on 04-16-2006 05:37:48 by Prim8
I second you, LostSally
Posted on 04-16-2006 11:47:07 by *chel*
her underpants are pretty
Posted on 04-16-2006 17:19:54 by dream3r
i wonder how it would look after she had a kid.
and shannon, quit attention whoring. i really doubt you’ve had no offers considering your standing in the mod community.
Posted on 04-16-2006 21:17:50 by StealingTheMoj
rediculously beautiful 🙂
Posted on 04-16-2006 23:39:12 by herekittykitty
Posted on 04-17-2006 21:06:52 by Sarah
Not everyone plans to get pregnant, Dreamer.
Also, be nicer to Shannon, he provides you with BME for free, dammit. He can do what he wants.
Posted on 04-18-2006 00:29:42 by glider
Dreamer, I have honestly had no offers! They all go to Phil (seriously)!
Posted on 04-18-2006 00:30:51 by glider
…but I should add that I’m really not looking to hook up or date anyone right now, and I think most people know that I’m just kidding with these comments.
Posted on 04-18-2006 08:23:06 by eeer
Sarah, assumptions like that bug me, too, but he did say “would look,” not “will look after she has a kid.”
Posted on 04-18-2006 22:32:47 by dream3r
I know not everyone plans to get pregnant, but a lot of pregnancies are not planned. I wasn’t being bitchy with that comment, I was serious.
As for being nicer to Shannon, I doubt the man cried in a corner after reading what I wrote; he’s a big boy. And if you’d take a two second glance at my page you’d know I’m sarcastic (and a girl, eeer).
Posted on 04-19-2006 23:36:30 by etoile
Am I the only one who doesn’t get the brown line underneath the tattoo?