“I had just turned twenty-one,” writes Siobhan Vicious, “and I already had a beer in my hand.” Hey, I’m Canadian, so I can say the same thing, but replace twenty-one with fourteen. Tattoo by Tom at Renaissance in Buffalo, NY. There’s probably something pathologically wrong with me that I think a person is more attractive with a beer or a joint in their hand. Seriously. Probably not a healthy fetish.