Um… Alright… iam:xxproudxx by Bret Turner in Maysville, Kentucky.
180 thoughts on ““Momma’s Favorite Accident””
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fuckin’ A.
fuckin’ A.
fuckin’ A.
fuckin’ A.
fuckin’ A.
hahah that’s great. I wonder His Mom thought. 😀
hahah that’s great. I wonder His Mom thought. 😀
hahah that’s great. I wonder His Mom thought. 😀
hahah that’s great. I wonder His Mom thought. 😀
hahah that’s great. I wonder His Mom thought. 😀
speechless
speechless
speechless
speechless
speechless
wow what a terribly done tattoo.
wow what a terribly done tattoo.
wow what a terribly done tattoo.
wow what a terribly done tattoo.
wow what a terribly done tattoo.
What’s that thing inside the banner? I’ve been looking at it for a while and can’t see any more than a poorly done Popeye arm.
What’s that thing inside the banner? I’ve been looking at it for a while and can’t see any more than a poorly done Popeye arm.
What’s that thing inside the banner? I’ve been looking at it for a while and can’t see any more than a poorly done Popeye arm.
What’s that thing inside the banner? I’ve been looking at it for a while and can’t see any more than a poorly done Popeye arm.
What’s that thing inside the banner? I’ve been looking at it for a while and can’t see any more than a poorly done Popeye arm.
I’m either naive or blind… what is that in the middle? I think I have an idea, but I can’t be sure. I don’t think it’s the best tattoo I’ve ever seen in my whole life…
I’m either naive or blind… what is that in the middle? I think I have an idea, but I can’t be sure. I don’t think it’s the best tattoo I’ve ever seen in my whole life…
I’m either naive or blind… what is that in the middle? I think I have an idea, but I can’t be sure. I don’t think it’s the best tattoo I’ve ever seen in my whole life…
I’m either naive or blind… what is that in the middle? I think I have an idea, but I can’t be sure. I don’t think it’s the best tattoo I’ve ever seen in my whole life…
I’m either naive or blind… what is that in the middle? I think I have an idea, but I can’t be sure. I don’t think it’s the best tattoo I’ve ever seen in my whole life…
it looks like that tattoo was an accident. was someone (artist or otherwise) having a seizure while it was getting done?
it looks like that tattoo was an accident. was someone (artist or otherwise) having a seizure while it was getting done?
it looks like that tattoo was an accident. was someone (artist or otherwise) having a seizure while it was getting done?
it looks like that tattoo was an accident. was someone (artist or otherwise) having a seizure while it was getting done?
it looks like that tattoo was an accident. was someone (artist or otherwise) having a seizure while it was getting done?
to quote the owner
“i will get any retarded tattoo you come up with!”
to quote the owner
“i will get any retarded tattoo you come up with!”
to quote the owner
“i will get any retarded tattoo you come up with!”
to quote the owner
“i will get any retarded tattoo you come up with!”
to quote the owner
“i will get any retarded tattoo you come up with!”
seriously… what the hell is it in the middle?
seriously… what the hell is it in the middle?
seriously… what the hell is it in the middle?
seriously… what the hell is it in the middle?
seriously… what the hell is it in the middle?
A condom perhaps?
A condom perhaps?
A condom perhaps?
A condom perhaps?
A condom perhaps?
it looks like a distorted condom.
it looks like a distorted condom.
it looks like a distorted condom.
it looks like a distorted condom.
it looks like a distorted condom.
Yeah it’s a broken Condom. It doesn’t look like one but that’s what it is.
Yeah it’s a broken Condom. It doesn’t look like one but that’s what it is.
Yeah it’s a broken Condom. It doesn’t look like one but that’s what it is.
Yeah it’s a broken Condom. It doesn’t look like one but that’s what it is.
Yeah it’s a broken Condom. It doesn’t look like one but that’s what it is.
#10 – seconded. looks like a bent condom with a sixpack
#10 – seconded. looks like a bent condom with a sixpack
#10 – seconded. looks like a bent condom with a sixpack
#10 – seconded. looks like a bent condom with a sixpack
#10 – seconded. looks like a bent condom with a sixpack
It’s a bent, presumably broken, condom with an enlarged “extra pleasure”-style area for the head.
It’s a bent, presumably broken, condom with an enlarged “extra pleasure”-style area for the head.
It’s a bent, presumably broken, condom with an enlarged “extra pleasure”-style area for the head.
It’s a bent, presumably broken, condom with an enlarged “extra pleasure”-style area for the head.
It’s a bent, presumably broken, condom with an enlarged “extra pleasure”-style area for the head.
It’s a condom.
It’s a condom.
It’s a condom.
It’s a condom.
It’s a condom.
That’s the way I feel too.
That’s the way I feel too.
That’s the way I feel too.
That’s the way I feel too.
That’s the way I feel too.
…terrible, nuff said!
…terrible, nuff said!
…terrible, nuff said!
…terrible, nuff said!
…terrible, nuff said!
Why does Kentucky have to continue to fail to make me proud?
Why does Kentucky have to continue to fail to make me proud?
Why does Kentucky have to continue to fail to make me proud?
Why does Kentucky have to continue to fail to make me proud?
Why does Kentucky have to continue to fail to make me proud?
this makes me feel just a little dirty
this makes me feel just a little dirty
this makes me feel just a little dirty
this makes me feel just a little dirty
this makes me feel just a little dirty
I love this tattoo im sorry haha.
it was meant to be a condom it was done at 3 in the morning and it was one of bretts first tattoos.
the design was what was shitty i just found it randomly and decided it was worth getting.
go look at my other stuff before making fun of kentucky….wait…..bad example haha.
I love this tattoo im sorry haha.
it was meant to be a condom it was done at 3 in the morning and it was one of bretts first tattoos.
the design was what was shitty i just found it randomly and decided it was worth getting.
go look at my other stuff before making fun of kentucky….wait…..bad example haha.
I love this tattoo im sorry haha.
it was meant to be a condom it was done at 3 in the morning and it was one of bretts first tattoos.
the design was what was shitty i just found it randomly and decided it was worth getting.
go look at my other stuff before making fun of kentucky….wait…..bad example haha.
I love this tattoo im sorry haha.
it was meant to be a condom it was done at 3 in the morning and it was one of bretts first tattoos.
the design was what was shitty i just found it randomly and decided it was worth getting.
go look at my other stuff before making fun of kentucky….wait…..bad example haha.
I love this tattoo im sorry haha.
it was meant to be a condom it was done at 3 in the morning and it was one of bretts first tattoos.
the design was what was shitty i just found it randomly and decided it was worth getting.
go look at my other stuff before making fun of kentucky….wait…..bad example haha.
I wish the condom was more spread out and more…prophalatic looking! I think this is a neat tattoo regardless though. (Maybe its because I’m from Indiana, lol.)
I wish the condom was more spread out and more…prophalatic looking! I think this is a neat tattoo regardless though. (Maybe its because I’m from Indiana, lol.)
I wish the condom was more spread out and more…prophalatic looking! I think this is a neat tattoo regardless though. (Maybe its because I’m from Indiana, lol.)
I wish the condom was more spread out and more…prophalatic looking! I think this is a neat tattoo regardless though. (Maybe its because I’m from Indiana, lol.)
I wish the condom was more spread out and more…prophalatic looking! I think this is a neat tattoo regardless though. (Maybe its because I’m from Indiana, lol.)
Hmm, i also though it was a badly done popeye arm, and i always thought it was some piece of anatomy, i’d never have guessed a condom though.
It’s pretty poorly done, and i’m really curious what his mother though of it.
Hmm, i also though it was a badly done popeye arm, and i always thought it was some piece of anatomy, i’d never have guessed a condom though.
It’s pretty poorly done, and i’m really curious what his mother though of it.
Hmm, i also though it was a badly done popeye arm, and i always thought it was some piece of anatomy, i’d never have guessed a condom though.
It’s pretty poorly done, and i’m really curious what his mother though of it.
Hmm, i also though it was a badly done popeye arm, and i always thought it was some piece of anatomy, i’d never have guessed a condom though.
It’s pretty poorly done, and i’m really curious what his mother though of it.
Hmm, i also though it was a badly done popeye arm, and i always thought it was some piece of anatomy, i’d never have guessed a condom though.
It’s pretty poorly done, and i’m really curious what his mother though of it.
im from cincinnati and worked in a factory with rednecks when i was 16, what the fuck does being from kentucky have anything to do with this
im from cincinnati and worked in a factory with rednecks when i was 16, what the fuck does being from kentucky have anything to do with this
im from cincinnati and worked in a factory with rednecks when i was 16, what the fuck does being from kentucky have anything to do with this
im from cincinnati and worked in a factory with rednecks when i was 16, what the fuck does being from kentucky have anything to do with this
im from cincinnati and worked in a factory with rednecks when i was 16, what the fuck does being from kentucky have anything to do with this
my mom thought it was pretty funny actualy haha.
and funny enough im really not redneck.
infact i dont really know many rednecks.
considering im right on the edge of kentucky.
i think the picture doesnt give it complete justice.
go look at more of my mods.
my mom thought it was pretty funny actualy haha.
and funny enough im really not redneck.
infact i dont really know many rednecks.
considering im right on the edge of kentucky.
i think the picture doesnt give it complete justice.
go look at more of my mods.
my mom thought it was pretty funny actualy haha.
and funny enough im really not redneck.
infact i dont really know many rednecks.
considering im right on the edge of kentucky.
i think the picture doesnt give it complete justice.
go look at more of my mods.
my mom thought it was pretty funny actualy haha.
and funny enough im really not redneck.
infact i dont really know many rednecks.
considering im right on the edge of kentucky.
i think the picture doesnt give it complete justice.
go look at more of my mods.
my mom thought it was pretty funny actualy haha.
and funny enough im really not redneck.
infact i dont really know many rednecks.
considering im right on the edge of kentucky.
i think the picture doesnt give it complete justice.
go look at more of my mods.
MAN, i love how people are actualy laughing and enjoying this tattoo as much as i do.
for the people taht cant laugh for what it is..a joke….too bad haha.
MAN, i love how people are actualy laughing and enjoying this tattoo as much as i do.
for the people taht cant laugh for what it is..a joke….too bad haha.
MAN, i love how people are actualy laughing and enjoying this tattoo as much as i do.
for the people taht cant laugh for what it is..a joke….too bad haha.
MAN, i love how people are actualy laughing and enjoying this tattoo as much as i do.
for the people taht cant laugh for what it is..a joke….too bad haha.
MAN, i love how people are actualy laughing and enjoying this tattoo as much as i do.
for the people taht cant laugh for what it is..a joke….too bad haha.
for once i agree with Giles Wallwork *_+
for once i agree with Giles Wallwork *_+
for once i agree with Giles Wallwork *_+
for once i agree with Giles Wallwork *_+
for once i agree with Giles Wallwork *_+
knock knock
(say who’s there?)
boo
(say boo who?)
Answer
Oops I am sorry to make you cry it was only a joke lol mother fuckers
knock knock
(say who’s there?)
boo
(say boo who?)
Answer
Oops I am sorry to make you cry it was only a joke lol mother fuckers
knock knock
(say who’s there?)
boo
(say boo who?)
Answer
Oops I am sorry to make you cry it was only a joke lol mother fuckers
knock knock
(say who’s there?)
boo
(say boo who?)
Answer
Oops I am sorry to make you cry it was only a joke lol mother fuckers
knock knock
(say who’s there?)
boo
(say boo who?)
Answer
Oops I am sorry to make you cry it was only a joke lol mother fuckers
funny idea. horrible tattoo.
funny idea. horrible tattoo.
funny idea. horrible tattoo.
funny idea. horrible tattoo.
funny idea. horrible tattoo.
Bradly – “for once i agree with Giles Wallwork *_+”
That’s great but I haven’t actually commented yet…..
Until now.
Bradly – “for once i agree with Giles Wallwork *_+”
That’s great but I haven’t actually commented yet…..
Until now.
Bradly – “for once i agree with Giles Wallwork *_+”
That’s great but I haven’t actually commented yet…..
Until now.
Bradly – “for once i agree with Giles Wallwork *_+”
That’s great but I haven’t actually commented yet…..
Until now.
Bradly – “for once i agree with Giles Wallwork *_+”
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Until now.
EGGCIDENT !!!!!!!!!!!
EGGCIDENT !!!!!!!!!!!
EGGCIDENT !!!!!!!!!!!
EGGCIDENT !!!!!!!!!!!
EGGCIDENT !!!!!!!!!!!
what a bad tattoo!! i thought the supposed condom was a weird foot!! ha ha!!
what a bad tattoo!! i thought the supposed condom was a weird foot!! ha ha!!
what a bad tattoo!! i thought the supposed condom was a weird foot!! ha ha!!
what a bad tattoo!! i thought the supposed condom was a weird foot!! ha ha!!
what a bad tattoo!! i thought the supposed condom was a weird foot!! ha ha!!
how is that a condom? what way is the opening? im totally confused…
how is that a condom? what way is the opening? im totally confused…
how is that a condom? what way is the opening? im totally confused…
how is that a condom? what way is the opening? im totally confused…
how is that a condom? what way is the opening? im totally confused…
whoops that last comment was supposed to be me.
whoops that last comment was supposed to be me.
whoops that last comment was supposed to be me.
whoops that last comment was supposed to be me.
whoops that last comment was supposed to be me.
hee hee hee…. i hate this tattoo… but its better than most of them you have… atleast it doesnt look like a pepper… and for those questioning your mother’s thoughts… she laughs… at all of them… im meaner about them than she is… LOVE YOU BABY! glad you made modblog!
hee hee hee…. i hate this tattoo… but its better than most of them you have… atleast it doesnt look like a pepper… and for those questioning your mother’s thoughts… she laughs… at all of them… im meaner about them than she is… LOVE YOU BABY! glad you made modblog!
hee hee hee…. i hate this tattoo… but its better than most of them you have… atleast it doesnt look like a pepper… and for those questioning your mother’s thoughts… she laughs… at all of them… im meaner about them than she is… LOVE YOU BABY! glad you made modblog!
hee hee hee…. i hate this tattoo… but its better than most of them you have… atleast it doesnt look like a pepper… and for those questioning your mother’s thoughts… she laughs… at all of them… im meaner about them than she is… LOVE YOU BABY! glad you made modblog!
hee hee hee…. i hate this tattoo… but its better than most of them you have… atleast it doesnt look like a pepper… and for those questioning your mother’s thoughts… she laughs… at all of them… im meaner about them than she is… LOVE YOU BABY! glad you made modblog!
This is awesome
This is awesome
This is awesome
This is awesome
This is awesome
I love this
i’d be proud if I was his mom
I love this
i’d be proud if I was his mom
I love this
i’d be proud if I was his mom
I love this
i’d be proud if I was his mom
I love this
i’d be proud if I was his mom