Down in the meadow in a little bitty pool
swam three little fishies and a mama fishie too,
“Swim” said the mama fishie, “Swim if you can”,
and they swam and they swam all over the dam.
Click through for the finished product (nudity).
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ouch!
I would really love to do such a tattoo, but I did not find any tattooist who want to tattoo a dick in France… :-(
In all seriousness there’s a saltwater fish called a Slippery Dick (Halichoeres bivittatus)
Well the British eat “spotted dick” I think D:
Ha! gotta admit i really like it
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I’m pretty sure there are a lot of tattooists in France who tattoo dicks…
hahahahaha
this made my day.
its a brilliant hilarious idea
that is beautifulllll <3333
A real cod piece :)
XD
If he’s not married, he’s gotta be pretty lucky to find a girl with the same sense of humor as him, or else he’s not getting laid for a while..
in all honesty, i love this :]
actually made me giggle like a school girl!!
Hmmm. I’d hit it.
The fins are my favorite part. :D
peaches has a song called slippery dick… (its just a fish in the atlantic)
I must have a really dirty mind because the first thing that came to it was an image of someone giving this fishy head. Hopefully it doesn’t taste like a fish too!
^_^ omg i remember that song!
Ack. I hate seafood. :P
A blowfish perhaps?
#4 Yes we do eat spotted dick, but it’s not a fish lols, it’s a pudding that has dried fruit in so looks spotty lols :p
i think i’d get a bit of a shock if presented with that…hehe. it is rather funny though!
p.s. I am british and spotted dick is grim! if we invented it, we should be ashamed.
@20 Yeah, you should! ;D
just kidding.
that’s funny and nice!
i think it should have eyes… it would look so cute
# 14 you beat me to the peaches song lol. i love penis tattooes, they kinda make me wish i had one– kinda.
I cought a fish today and it was THIIIIIIIS BIIIG.”
Inspiring to say the least.
I think it looks awful. I can understand it’s obviously not as easy place to tattoo, which makes almost all penis tattoos I have viewed (not in the flesh I must add!) look really badly done and blurry.
Fair play to the guy for having the balls to go ahead with the idea though, it’s just not something I like.
gotta keep the fish wet or he’ll die!
I honestly want a cock that nice. Sweet.
hot!!!
The first picture looks really nice but the clickthrough just looks awful. It doesn’t even look the same.
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Well…I must say, that’s a pretty healthy sized fish…hee hee hee…
#32…lol… that’s what I was gonna say. That’s a big one, don’t throw it back! ;)