#Leeds Airlines is now boarding all passengers for today’s river crossing. Please be advised that we are expecting some turbulence in the river today, so make sure your hooks are securely fastened to your flesh. Your cabin crew will be on hand to ensure your rigging is in place, and your emergency harness is fastened. The weather today in Saint-Petersburg is a balmy 27 degrees Celsius, with a slight breeze over the open waters. Enjoy your flight.
Thank you for flying #Leeds Airlines, we look forward to flying with you again sometime soon.