I have to share the story that came with this:
"It's hard to come up with new and different ideas without ending up in the hospital."
"Here I am with two wasps crawling around on my cock. They refused to sting me until I ran around and rolled over on the ground flopping my cock around and on top of them and then they both stung me. My cock swelled up and itched like mad for two days!"
Oh, BME/HARD, I love you so.