"Dirty White Boy"

So a dude sends me this photo and tells me he’s coming on a little trip to Canada… Can anyone tell me what kinds of guns those are so I know what kind of vest to buy?

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48 thoughts on “"Dirty White Boy"

  1. HAAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAA you just made my day… No idea what kind of guns they are but it isent exactly the friendliest picture you can send someone when syaing your coming to town…

  2. …hell yeah he’s a dirty white boy, he’s a lean mean ground beef machine… wait a minute…

  3. I do beleive the one on the left is standard 9mm glock (correct me if I’m wrong) and the one of the right is a revolver of some sort….

    Just get TWO normal ones =), then you can’t fail!

  4. the big and shiny one is a ruger in 357 magnum.
    the other one is a semi automatic and it can be a .380 or a 9mm or a .40.
    the brand of the semi auto is probably a kel-tec. if he aimes at the head the vest is useless.
    pf, the guy will miss propably anything he shoots at, so dont be afraid.

  5. Please, people. When holding a gun keep your goddamn finger off the triger until you’re ready to shoot it. That’s what trigger guards are for. I don’t care if the gun is loaded or not, it makes you look stupid.

  6. Looks like a 9 mm and a .38 cal, as stated above.

    A IIIa level vest should do you just fine, if that is what you are looking for– galls.com carries some good ones at a good price, if you were serious about buying one to get away from dirty white boys. Heh.

  7. guns are scary. :( And lazy. Cant people sneak around and kill people/animals the old fashioned way?

    Life would be much harder…. and much more fufilling…

    At least thats my standpoint on it. :p

    He does look pretty mean. I am sure hes a nice guy in person. :)

  8. I can deal with most fetishes, but the HandGun Fetish really creeps me out as I always get the feeling it’s indicative of some deep-rooted inadequacy…but that might just be the ones here in Australia where we have a different attitude wrt handguns.

  9. I’m a big Ruger fan. I’ve got a Ruger Redhawk .44 magnum revolver in brushed steel…
    I’ve got a few handguns and rifles. Here in Texas it isn’t a fetish. It’s just a plain ol gun collection.

    I’ll send you my pistol grip pump. You don’t even have to aim. Just point. We’ll keep you safe =)

    (And I agree with whoever said the guy should get his friggin finger off the trigger…)

  10. Shannon, you need an orange down vest…. something like Michael J Fox had in Back to the Future.

    If you want something with a little more flair, I’d recommend a pleather Warriors number… >clinkclink

  11. Gunz Yo smokes it…especially the lyric about homophobic rappers unironically sucking phallic symbols…

  12. The small semi- auto is a Kel-Tec 9mm- costs about $100 dollars and cannot hit he broadside of a house at 5 feet. You think he could afford better guns than those two, I guess that is all the welfare check can pay for.

    Buy better guns and hen i will be SKARED!!!!!!

  13. the unibrow really adds to his badass image…only a really tough dude would walk around with one eyebrow

  14. The unibrow is what really worries me…

    Even a flak-jacket is useless against that.

  15. Assuming that it’s a .357mag (not a toy):
    “Type III-A (High Velocity 9mm; .44 Magnum). This armor protects against 9mm full metal jacketed round nose (FJM RN) bullets, with nominal masses of 8.0 g (124 gr), impacting at a minimum velocity of 427 m/s (1400 ft/s) or less, and .44 Magnum jacketed hollow point (JHP) bullets, with nominal masses of 15.6 g (240 gr), impacting at a minimum velocity of 427 m/s (1400 ft/s) or less. It also provides protection against most handgun threats, as well as the Type I, II-A, and II threats.”
    A level II vest should be more than adequate for nearly anything you would be likely to encounter on the streets, since criminals generaly don’t carry large calibre handguns; they generally aren’t very concealable.
    For some reason, I had thought that handguns were pretty nearly banned in Canada though…

  16. guys… give the man a break, don’t you ever pose silly just for fun?
    and how on hell can you tell something about someone just by looking at one picture of him?

  17. Lol Sending a picture is sort of silly …sort of like a hip-hop song I know of that basically states that u dont hear about real life beef.u just somtimes hear about finding the bodies .Once you let the world know that you have beef with someone its done….)if ur smart..) youve drawn attention 2yourself as a suspect and maybe u have a fool after you.Dirty white boy tat. dosnt speak much for thier mentallity so maybe they are that stupid. P.S. Id be more concerned about the the killers that smile while they do it. Peace :-)

  18. the one in his left hand is a 9mm (not sure of the calibur though I do think its a magnum research baby eagle) and in his right is a ruger sp101 or a gp100 3″ either way its a .357 and you might want to get a nice vest for that one.

  19. i was going to say fake ones but some one beat me too it, lol but they are modeled after a 9mm possibly a glock, and it looks like a ruger .38 special, but ehhh what do i know got two of the real ones sitting in front of me lol

  20. “Looks like Charlie Sheen on crack.”

    posted by: w!ngnut on November 23rd, 2007 at 8:00 pm

    Maybe Charlie Sheen on steriods ~_=

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