Now you know what a $100 cock looks like

“Who wants to blow a hundred?” asks Vinne. Penis shaft tattoo by DTM at Amazing Grace Body Arts in Geneva.

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Shannon Larratt is the founder of BME (1994) and its former editor and publisher. After a four year hiatus between 2008 and 2012, Shannon is back adding his commentary to ModBlog. It should be noted that any comments in these entries are the opinion of Shannon Larratt and may or may not be shared by BMEzine.com LLC or the other staff or members of BME. Entry text Copyright © Shannon Larratt. Reproduced under license by BMEzine.com LLC. Pictures may be copyright to their respective owners. You can also find Shannon at Zentastic or on Facebook.

77 thoughts on “Now you know what a $100 cock looks like

  1. Ok I kinda wish I wasnt the first to say this but uh… his junk is like stick thin. I would get a badass tattoo like that on an anaconda not a garden snake lol

  2. Well, he’s flaccid and streching it out so we can actually see the tattoo. Cocks get wider as well as longer when they get hard. :)

  3. well I did the tattoo, and to defend him his gf said he’s a grower…lol
    but if you want to make fun of Vin….
    talk about his teeny balls….lol

  4. Thats the kind of cock that dudes have to walk in2 a bathroom stall to take a piss cuase it’s so scraggly looking and dammm man what crap ass work done to have on ur manhood probabbly would have been better off Krazy gluing a penny to it ~_0

  5. Hey Brad… Learn to type.. It took me 3 tries to figure out what you were saying…lol
    other than that, whens the last time you tattooed the shaft of a penis?

  6. I havnt tattooed any cocks but apperntly u tried to while u had to work with what canvas that u had ..ur lame ass excuses make no sense… go ahead and do some research here and ull find a couple of cocks that have been tatted right and propper ur works sux and thats just my 2 cents …lol u can keep the other .98 just dont spend it all in one place ~_0

  7. P.S. that I almost felt bad for raggin on that lame ass dick but then I rembered ur lame ass crappy tattoo and thought he and u both deserve eachother I hope u guys live happily ever after and when it becomes legal plz send me a wedding invitaion and ill be ur floweer man,,,so sweet 6969 ~_0 and I think I type pretty well considering that English is my 6th langugue ….+_0

  8. it would of been better using two £50 notes!! its always gonna sound better saying do you wanna see my hundred pound cock

  9. I just hope his pick up line doesn’t include “blowing money”. Sorry, but that is the worst tattoo ever.

  10. Making fun of the size of someone’s flaccid cock suggests you don’t understand the basics of how the male anatomy functions… It’s almost entirely irrelevant.

  11. I dont think makimg fun of is the right words just expressing the honest thoughts that that picture brought up..If it were me id make sure to have the best picture possiable taken to be placed out there showwin cassing my manhood in it’s best form, and common dude teh tattooo is crap and is insulting to placed on someones manhood and his cock looks about enticing as a …..

  12. Yeah, I’m sure Bradly’d need to spend some quality time in photoshop to get the picture just right. Of course, if his photoshop skills are anything akin to his typing, well… You can always pay someone to doctor the photo. :)

  13. Well poster number 17 ..u got me there do u have any 1′s phone number so that I can ask them to photo shop an extra inch to the ruler that I use as referance cuase 12 is just 1 short of perfection…:-)

  14. alrighty now…
    Brad if you want
    #1 I can probably contact the customer as i am friends with him

    #2 I can probably get you a signed copy of his penis in the erect state

    #3 as you so eloquently put it in another forum you can have his signature tattooed on your dick while you jerk off to thoughts of him while you watch dogs go at it ?

    or maybe its just “becuase nobody ever makes a comment about my comments and I just want the attention that my mom never gave me growwing up… I remember on how on my 37 th birthday and she hadnt even baked me cake all she did was yell and scream for me to go and clean up my room b4 I did the dishes and why and how crappy her life is because im just like my dad…..:-)(-:”

  15. 1,2, ….& 3 why did u have to throw in number 3??? and hurt my feelings,that I so openly shared with u and every1 else here.. I knew that mushy sissy being open and honest stuff would come back to bite me in the ass. :-( from now on i am going to keep my comments to myself and just post happy smilley faces :-)

  16. hahaha I wasnt aware that ModBlog was viewable at the local elementary school.
    In any case, what I was refering to was how uh small it looked in the pic.It would have been nice to see the …end result? ;)

  17. Jeez people, DON’T FEED THE TROLL!

    Cool idea for a tattoo though, in a weird kind of way…

  18. I think it’s funny personally. The pick-up line would be cheesy (and aren’t those the most fun?) but having the proof to back it up….and isn’t there a saying that goes something like “it’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean”?

  19. Troll’s Rule…Wax Frog drules~~ and I really like all the cOOl comments that Bradly has to offer every1 here and I think he is so very hot and sexy 2.. :-)

  20. Strange. I’d have to see it hard just to get a good idea of what the actual lines of the tattoo are. Awesome concept though!

  21. #26 that saying does not apply in the event that the boat is a canoe adrift in the pacific ocean.

    no, i am not implying that this guy has a canoe. i can’t tell when it’s flaccid.

  22. aww I wasnt complaining about the size of his willy, and I do understand the workings of a mans anatomy. He looks like god blessed him :)

    I just wanted to see the tat in all its glory, fully expanded so to speak.

    Sorry owner of the $ if I offended you didnt mean to.

    Hugs.

  23. for all of you who felt the need to make fun of someone else’s cock, (and not because of the tattoo, but because of the anatomy itself) I think you should have to post a picture of your genatalia and have everyone else judge it as well. Because I’m sure all of those who made fun of it are perfect gods in every way. It wasn’t posted for the anatomy, but for the work. Say whatever you like about the work, but really, even if you aren’t a fan of the penis, its not like he chose it. I am sincerely disappointed with IAM on this one.

  24. If he didnt desacrate his own manhood with a stupid ass junk flea market concept crap ass tattoo then none of this would have happnened ~_0

  25. P.S. while Ill throw in my own 2cents I have a better understandudng than to throw out my Jewels for u to see.~_0

  26. i think alot of people have been really harsh on this one, i mean he’s flacid so how can people really judge on size etc?
    and the tattoo will probubly look better when the guy’s hard but i doubt it’s easy to draw something with lots of detail and small lines on someones penis.
    good on him for getting the tattoo it looks cool and i’m sure gives him many options on chat uplines. hehe
    But i’m really disapointed in how most people have instatly judged his cock instead of the art on it…
    it’s liek going into an art museum and just commenting on the womens boobs or the guys cocks on the nudist pictures instead of how well the painting/sculpture has been made and it’s meaning…
    xx

  27. Er, my fiance’s cock is pretty huge when erect, but honestly about half an inch long and a couple of cm thick when flaccid! And a friend of mine has a cock that’s exactly the same size in either state (actually there’s a pic of it on Modblog somewhere!)

    Bradly – is English your first language? If you tell us it’s not, a lot more people will pay attention to your posts. That’s not typos, that’s APPALLING spelling and grammar. I cannot read your arguments because you make them seem not worth reading.

    I’ve never seen a genital tattoo that looks as good as a similar tattoo on, say, an arm. This one looks pretty decent to me.

  28. English is my 6th langugue but i blame my spelling on the fact that I was concieved while my parents did it on a microwave popping popcorn…. If u want i have a feather stapled to my cock and i can take a picture and maybe get it posted hair if u like 2 c it..?? ~_0

  29. Y’know what, I think that tattoo is quite funny, and the penis also looks fine from where I’m sitting. I have no qualms about the work or it’s canvas ;)

    My, we do end up with some weird people on ModBlog though *sighs* Sometimes I wonder why people who have nothing but nasty things to say don’t just skip the post and choose not to think about it? Being ignorant or abusive isn’t amusing.

  30. A. People who look for attention in forums make me so curious as to who they are in real life. I mean, he could be some ceo of a major company, he could be some pregnant soccer mom on meth. I dunno.
    B. I appreciate when men are not errect on photos showing various tattoos and/or piercings. As a female I just dont see why he would have to be arroused to take a photo, we can see the tattoo just fine without him being horny. If I wanted to see a hard cock, Iwould look somewhere else other than modblog. It is about the ink, not the cock.

  31. Yeah and that lame ass ink blows…dollar ….dollar bills Yo… and A. I crave attention here that’s why I am so vocal and I really have nothin else to do but post here cuase my mom grounded me from going outside and playing so this is fun 4 me ~_0

  32. I wonder how bad this guy feels after reading all this talk about him having a small penis. I bet its not that bad. Yea right now its soft and small but I bet its a good 8 when hard. Anyways, Its not the size of the boat, Its the motion of the ocean…..well unless its a canoe, then your just fucked.

  33. In response to #44 in repsonse to # 41 in repsonse to #40 in reponse to deeeezzz nutzzz ~_0

  34. I can’t help feeding trolls. It’s in my nature as a scary type-A nerd who enjoys correctly placed apostrophes.

    Are your comments from a modernised version of Finnegan’s Wake? Are you some kind of program that generates all those emails saying “2345 beautiful flowers bloom Enlarge your PEN1S no man is an island V1aGRA”?

    I don’t understand comments unless they’re in intelligible English or French.

  35. Ummmm. well i would just like to ask bradly if he is gonna be so judgemental of others work does he have any work that he has done to others or any done to himself that he could show us to back up his view point of knowing good work from bad. cause if not i think he should shut the . . . he should be quiet and keep his lame ass opinion to himself. and really how much of a insecure bed wetting little hidin in the closet bi sexual man are u to spend so much time lookin at and talkin about some otherguys cock. So to help u out i will be more then willing to give u his number so u can see the finished product up close and personal as he slaps it across your face. you whiny little … have a nice day. oh yeah and dtm’s work is a force to be reckoned wit you insignificant little peon. recognize.

  36. Also, when flaccid, my fiance’s cock is so small that his piercer couldn’t stifle her laughter! She apologised profusely, but gave me pitying looks as we walked out…

    She wouldn’t be laughing if she’d seen it erect. It gets literally about five times longer and three times as thick.

  37. iight i didnt think this was a homo site till i started reading everything…an all the haters!…first off all who ever is haten so hard,MAN UP AN GET UR OWN TATT ON UR DICK an stop sweatin mine…an second the pic is bad an if u want to see updated pics email me xxthatruth3xx@aim.com…..an my dick size is most deff bigger then 75% of the men in here 4insoft 7.5inhard u could ask my girl!…and that dude bradly>>1315-615-6887

  38. Yeah ur lame and so is ur artist….but hey I guess ur right any bitch that would want to handle ur $100 i wouldnt let spit on my cock…So ill leave it at that..well almost ill post some pics of my tats want i want to and go ahead rag on them when i do if u can…but by then ill have a troll fan club to back me up!!!! ~_0

  39. No offence man, but that tat is pretty ghetto. Stick with limbs and work your way up to penis. Vin if i were you i’d get that fixed.

  40. hahaha can you not ban someone from posting in here.Oh and btw,ModBlog isnt IAM, its a public site,as opposed to IAM which is member only.

  41. what does ? and that dude bradly>>1315-615-6887 mean? not sure?
    O and by=uy the way u and any bitch that would actually touch a lame dick tattooo like that blows for pennies on the dollar ~_0

  42. With some people reading their posts is like hitting your head on a brick wall.

    But yes, I can’t help but read – if only to shake my head and feel kind of, well… superior XD

    Bradly it looks like a phone number maybe?

  43. i think bradly is stuck in the closet an hes scard to come out or he dick is 4x smaller an hes realy talkin about him self,hes the type that sits home all day fat as fuck eatin mcdonalds sitin on the computer lookin at porn an beatin his meter peter!!!!….but im out Get @ me….

    im the man witht the $100bill cock
    its my number dumbass—->1315-615-6887

  44. this comment there been vriting make mee feel like im in a kindergarden, a child in 6 years vrite more intilligent comment !!!

  45. Cutie, maybe you should talk. Check your spelling/typos. They are terrible.

    Seriously, why the constant hating? Trolls need to bug off.

  46. Hey #64 ill say what I want to if u dont like it dont read it then….I d say somethin mean but i just ate allot of spaggethi and the blood to my brain is being deverted to my stomach as i type this..~_0

  47. Trolls have rights and feelings but lame dick fuckin tattoos dont cuase his tattoo is lame and so are all of u a ihate evry1 here cause no 1 really understands what it is like to be trapped in a cooler of ding dongs when all u want to do in life is B A Ho Ho ~_0

  48. O fuck here is a clip from some troll research that I did and i had to check most of them off fuck now im deprssed and lonley ~_0 As loneliness becomes chronic, the person will engage in compensatory (often solitary) behaviours – such as keeping reptiles, visiting prostitutes, becoming the drunk bar-fly, spending evenings in chat rooms on the internet, watching endless amounts of television etc. For some, work may become the main focus of their life.
    Great fuckin great this sucks now I got 2 go and jion some type of club to break this viscius lonely troll cycle fuck i hate being so fuckin lonely ~_0

  49. jesus christ! what is with all these people hating on his tattoo/cock size? its not you, it doesnt affect you whatsoever. okay so someone has a ‘crappy’ dick tattoo. [i think it doesnt look that bad] who cares?! its not you, its a different person doing whatever they want to their body.

    and i thought myspace/livejournal drama was bad. jesus christ.

  50. Fuck off revolt 4t the same reason ur so concerned about evry1′elsays staements….. mind ur own fuckin business if u dont like our statements dont read or post to them…`-0

  51. apparently you like the attention. because no one commented for 4 days. and you wait on the edge of your seat for someone to fuel an argument, for your own amusement. i dont care who the fuck you are. i dont care anything about you. im just saying is it you who supposedly has ‘shitty’ art work on his dick? no so its not your problem. thats all i wanted to say.

    piss off you closed minded shit fuck.

  52. piss off you closed minded shit fuck.Posted by REVOLT!
    Yeah i stand by REvOLT on that `1` ~_0

  53. REVOLT U WILL GET BANNED FROM THIS SITE !!I fu dont clean up ur act and lang… and we would miss u so plz do so ..~_0 There is only so much tolerance that we can show u here.here I 2nd that emotion ban fuckin REVOLT syntax code epluraBUSunum6969ban~REVOLT4everdone656#^__^ Fuckin losser ilike Bradly dont know whatur problem is??

  54. wow all this or a penis tatto why don’t u just all be happy its a penis tatto it probabley looks great when its enlarged so to speak so quit ur bitching and just get along

  55. Making fun of the size of someone’s flaccid cock suggests you don’t understand the basics of how the male anatomy functions… It’s almost entirely irrelevant.
    posted by:Shannon Larratt on January 20th, 2007 at 11:47 pm
    Ur right I only pay attention to mine but if u need a specailast on any hot coochie tattoos then plz text mesage me where and when ull need my services and I shall B there but until then and after reading my previuos stated blogs i now realize that really do have a problem and going to seek help for it im just not sure if there are any 12 step troll meetings?

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