Now THAT’S a real woodsman

66 thoughts on “Now THAT’S a real woodsman”

1. D-Damn…..my little friend hurts now…..a lot

2. D-Damn…..my little friend hurts now…..a lot

3. Why do I always click on these when I’m eating? You’d think I would’ve learned by now.

4. Why do I always click on these when I’m eating? You’d think I would’ve learned by now.

5. Skullfuck?

6. Skullfuck?

7. woody fetish!

8. woody fetish!

9. One word … why?

   I understand most things here, but shoving a thorney stick up your pee hole vexes me. Curiosity, adventure, pleasure? Why carnsarnit.

10. One word … why?

    I understand most things here, but shoving a thorney stick up your pee hole vexes me. Curiosity, adventure, pleasure? Why carnsarnit.

11. I second the OW motion!

12. I second the OW motion!

13. Interesting… at least it’s interesting XD

14. Interesting… at least it’s interesting XD

15. What’s the risk of infection with doing stuff like this? Each to their own but I’m curious as to the aftereffects…

16. What’s the risk of infection with doing stuff like this? Each to their own but I’m curious as to the aftereffects…

17. yeah thats what i was thinking waxfrog, I hope he doesn’t get horrible rashes and stuff.

18. yeah thats what i was thinking waxfrog, I hope he doesn’t get horrible rashes and stuff.

19. A lot of stuff other people like leaves me pondering.

    But a stick up the pee hole and butt hole, erm just simply cannot understand this one, guess I dont need to tho.

    I hope he dosnt get any kinda infections, or splinters up his willy.

20. A lot of stuff other people like leaves me pondering.

    But a stick up the pee hole and butt hole, erm just simply cannot understand this one, guess I dont need to tho.

    I hope he dosnt get any kinda infections, or splinters up his willy.

21. here i’ve been all these years, wondering how it was possible to be a dendrapheliac without a good-sized drill and a lot of KY jelly. thanks for clearing that up.

    that said… oww.

22. here i’ve been all these years, wondering how it was possible to be a dendrapheliac without a good-sized drill and a lot of KY jelly. thanks for clearing that up.

    that said… oww.

23. Wow, I flip when I get a splinter in my finger.

24. Wow, I flip when I get a splinter in my finger.

25. So easy a caveman can do it.
    

26. So easy a caveman can do it.
    

27. hahaha, i cant stop laughing 🙂

28. hahaha, i cant stop laughing 🙂

29. that is the most horribly disgusting thing i have ever seen! he could get the most massive infection and die from it, or have his penis cut off b/c of infection…what the hell? not to mention he can damage his urethra beyond repair!

30. that is the most horribly disgusting thing i have ever seen! he could get the most massive infection and die from it, or have his penis cut off b/c of infection…what the hell? not to mention he can damage his urethra beyond repair!

31. oh god shannon, that’s great. LOL!

    Thank you for making me laugh.

32. oh god shannon, that’s great. LOL!

    Thank you for making me laugh.

33. Sounding with thorny sticks seems rather painful, but hey, to each their own.

    I would be too afraid of an infection of massive proportions 😛

34. Sounding with thorny sticks seems rather painful, but hey, to each their own.

    I would be too afraid of an infection of massive proportions 😛

35. Damn Shannon. I think you just found my limit, and drove right past it.

    ow.

36. Damn Shannon. I think you just found my limit, and drove right past it.

    ow.

37. Leaves of three?

38. Leaves of three?

39. dentrophilia, anyone?

40. dentrophilia, anyone?

41. mmm…eating dirt and humping trees….

42. mmm…eating dirt and humping trees….

43. Hmm, wow and i stop at golf clubs! I would be worried of things breaking off…

44. Hmm, wow and i stop at golf clubs! I would be worried of things breaking off…

45. What about tiny little bugs..?

46. What about tiny little bugs..?

47. hahahaha shannon!! you just made my day 🙂

48. hahahaha shannon!! you just made my day 🙂

49. hehe, thats amusing

50. hehe, thats amusing

51. Somebody please enlighten me…what’s the green stuff? I thought at first it was a head of lettuce or something, but in that close up it looks like there are teeth…

    I guess I haven’t been surfing BME long enough to figure this one out. Thanks…i think?

52. Somebody please enlighten me…what’s the green stuff? I thought at first it was a head of lettuce or something, but in that close up it looks like there are teeth…

    I guess I haven’t been surfing BME long enough to figure this one out. Thanks…i think?

53. I think its some sort of animal jaw

54. I think its some sort of animal jaw

55. i think i see a skull in there………

    this is very interesting. some fetishes (this one included) i do not understand. other fetishes i dont understand include women popping latex balloons, and watching women crushing glass with their feet.

56. i think i see a skull in there………

    this is very interesting. some fetishes (this one included) i do not understand. other fetishes i dont understand include women popping latex balloons, and watching women crushing glass with their feet.

57. The only thing that freaks me out here is that green thing. Is it a plant with human teeth? cos that sure is what it looks like.

58. The only thing that freaks me out here is that green thing. Is it a plant with human teeth? cos that sure is what it looks like.

59. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

60. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

61. dentrophilia: people who have sex with trees

62. dentrophilia: people who have sex with trees

63. Now that definitely looks like more fun than cutting my dick off and shoving a red hot poker up my ass!

64. Now that definitely looks like more fun than cutting my dick off and shoving a red hot poker up my ass!

65. yeah a real woodsman

66. yeah a real woodsman