Seriously, what is it with Texas?
27 thoughts on “What happens in Texas does NOT stay in Texas”
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gah!
Now I know why I left Texas, fucking sheep getting fucked more than me. “shakes head”
That is the funniest pic ever! I also like how the sheep’s face was covered as well to protect her identity lol
oh john… i mean… oh sheep fucker
Yeah…Texas would make sense.
But then again I’m from Indiana.
But I’d like to think fucking cattle is just in better taste.
MWHAHA
;P
#2, my monitor would like to thank (or possibly curse) you for the iced tea bath it just received upon reading your comment. =P
is it an old pic of our george w. ??? =)
Hot damn!
what do you call a wyoming (or in this case a texas) farmer with a sheep under each arm?
either really happy or a pimp
Haha, looks like a Ron Garza impersontion!!!!
nooo…
Oh noes. Poor animal rape, etc.
wow… and im actually friends with this person… ahhahahha
Further proof that Texas is part of the real Axis of Evil.
14, I resent that remark.
Not all of us are idiots.
good shot for maked wars!
Naked Wars was the first thing that popped into my mind 🙂
hahaha at #4.. i knew who it was right away too, which just makes this pic all the more priceless. he sure likes his nudity..
Makes me proud to be a Texan =)
much lulz at the people who think the sheep is real. Many more lulz at the picture.
Just wondering if this is classed sex with a non-human non-animal or a plastic non-human animal?!
In any case what is a non-human animal? and what are mermaids, centaurs and minotaurs classed as?!
Could be the Netherlands too. I heard it in the news yesterday. A man has been accused of cruelty of animals but the judges decide that sex with animals is allowed as long as the animals are not suffering “emotional stress”.
And because sheep can’t say “I do not want this” …
#14. Texas is definitely in the axis of evil, right in there with Math, Dick Cheney, and the Economy.
this should be posted on naked wars aswell.. someone submit it
#15 I agree
Ahh, I remember that weekend well. The only girl in a house full of drunken nekkid boys, and still I got no action. Stupid slutty sheep, always going “baaaaaaa” at anyone who came near….
Its not just Texas.
There is liable to be
sheep freakers anywhere
in America.
Its America.
Whats with the sheep freakin’?