Fancy Tattooed Wang

IAM: chrometiki included “Because where else would you put it?!” with this submission, which made me wonder if it meant something else other than For The Win. Fornication Twice Weekly? Fuck Then Wash? Finely Tailored Waistcoat? Freshly Toasted Waffles?! Ok, I’ll stop now..

By Dan Andersen, Sacred Tattoo, Auckland, NZ.

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54 thoughts on “Fancy Tattooed Wang

  1. what the hell happened to the clickthrough for this kind of stuff? its 10 in the morning, i dont expect to just see random dick on my screen! bring the click through back.

    however, that tattoo sounds ouch.

  2. oh..and about the click dosen’t get any different, you can see his wang and balls anyway xD
    that’s a really god tattoo…nice humour ^^

  3. valy – I didn’t really see the point of including a clickthrough with this one, because no matter what time of it day it it’s pretty obvious it’s a wang. Done anyway, though.

  4. I still read FTW as “Fuck The World” which causes momentary confusion whenever the newer internet hipster meaning is used.

    I like “Finely Tailored Waiscoat” the best. :)

  5. Yeah, it’s gotta be “fuck the world.” That was always the traditional meaning of FTW until a few years ago. It was a biker, punk, and metal thing in the ’80s. Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue used to always write it on his arm on the Shout at the Devil tour. I even had an “FTW” pin on my jacket back in the day. I hate that it’s been forever ruined by the “for the win” thing.

  6. oh…i didn’t want you to censored it…i was just saying that the clickthrough wasn’t necesary :x

    and i just saw the chrometiki IAM…the creed he posted on the tattoo was hilarious…

  7. it probably is for ‘for the win’, i mean who gives a shit about fucking the world when you are having sex? thats like kind of a diss to call your lady (or man) the world? like they are super fat or something (unless you like that i guess? just covering my bases). i interpret it as being ‘for the win’, because sex = win, and whenever you are having sex how can that be unpleasant? so… yeah. haha

  8. This is modbolg, if you aren’t prepared to see dick at 10 in the morning you are in the wrong place!

    On topic, amusing.

  9. Paleblue, FTW meaning For The Win isn’t a hipster thing. I am pretty sure it is a gamer nerd thing. Kind of like Pwn. These things are started by nerds, and then hipster, who think it’s cool to be nerdy adopt it for their own usage.

    Also, in this instance, it is obviously “Fuck Thy Wife” Gosh, people.

  10. That’s a nice-lookin’ wang. I would also like “FTB”…you know, Fuck The Bitches…

  11. Archetype – It’s not ‘shopped, I think he just ran a filter on it before submission.

  12. Nice work but the shape of the dick is a bit weird and I’m not talking about the implants.

  13. Funny, I knew what it was and even in the un-pixelized photo I still can’t figure out how it’s supposed to be angled. It’s like a picasso painting.

  14. too bad that penis isn’t really ‘FOR THE WIN.’
    should have gotten ‘FTL’ instead.

  15. i definitely think its Fuck the World. what else are you gonna fuck the world with but a big ol wanger with implants and tattoos and everything?

  16. I was talking about genital tattoo pain with someone the other day…but I didn’t expect the song that started on my winamp to be Mighty Penus Lazer by Big Dumb Face…that just put the icing on the cake :D

  17. I’m assuming is Fuck the World. I could be making assumptions, but I would imagine your average tattooed cock owner is more likely to say fuck the world, before they say for the win. And yes, For the Win started with gaming kids.

  18. This is my Penis..
    There are many like it, but this one is MINE..
    My Penis is my best friend. It is my life..
    I must master it as I must master my life..
    My Penis without me is useless. Without my Penis, I am useless..
    I must fire my Penis true..
    I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill (that’s a bit harsh) me..
    I must shoot him/her before he shoots me. I will….
    My Penis and myself know that what counts in (love and) war is not the rounds we fire,.
    the noise of our bursts, nor the smoke we make..
    We know it is the hits that count. We will hit….
    My penis is human, even as I, because it is my life..
    Thus, I will learn it as a brother..
    I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its sights, and its barrel..
    I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage..
    I will keep my penis clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready..
    We will become part of each other. We will….
    Before God (not really i’m Agnostic) I swear this creed..
    My penis and myself are the defenders of my country..
    We are the masters of our enemy..
    We are the saviors of my life..
    So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE.

  19. Lydia – Same. As I was scrollin’ along, I thought it was a thumb. Much to my surprise..!

    Also, them’s some big balls.

  20. Forever Two Wheels (if he was a biker – or if he invented a wheelchair for his dick, which would be *so* awesome)

    Some may argue it could mean “Fight the Weasel”

    Fight the War – for all shizophrenic pacifists

    Fuck the What – if he was too confused for “what the fuck”

    Fight the Wales – Yeah you goddamn Hippies, take that!

    Though I still prefer the “Feel the width”-idea…

  21. Now i wish i got FTL = Faster Than Light. Was thinking about getting WTF on the otherside but that might be pushing it.

  22. Wait, are we fighting the whales or the Wales? I don’t want to fight Wales! The Torchwood Institute is in Cardiff, and they have big alien guns and Captain Jack….

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