Greg Schaefer of House of Ink in St. Louis, Missouri, checks in:
It started out with a client saying, “You should give me a black light tattoo,” and I said, “It has to be a dick.” He says, “OK, on the bottom of my foot would work, or maybe my leg. Actually, it would be cool on my ass.”
I said, “OK, if we do it, though, it has to be veiny and triumphant.” He agreed. Being a tattooist and being offered a chance to do a tattoo like this veiny S.O.B, I couldn’t resist. Well, lo and behold, I was able to convince our helper to get a black outline, but it didn’t stop there.
It went from the idea of a black light tattoo to semi-realism with a hot pink black light reactive background! Yeah right sucka, he ended up with this veiny triumphant bastard with a black light reactive silhouette of a dick around it on his ass cheek. Damn son, damn.
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Really attractive one !
Really attractive one !
“Exegi monumentum aere perennius.”
-Horace
Translation: I have erected a monument more lasting than bronze.
“Exegi monumentum aere perennius.”
-Horace
Translation: I have erected a monument more lasting than bronze.
Haha!
When I mentioned I wanted a click through (hinting at cock), this is not what I meant, really.
But it’s awesome all the same, cockbum.
Haha!
When I mentioned I wanted a click through (hinting at cock), this is not what I meant, really.
But it’s awesome all the same, cockbum.
I hope that’s not to scale 🙂
I hope that’s not to scale 🙂
Daaayyum.
Good on him.
Daaayyum.
Good on him.
haha hilariousssss
haha hilariousssss
Ah, tatblog. Haven’t visited here in a while, and I immediately remember why. The whole front page consists of (shock of shocks) pedestrian tattoo images, one mildly interesting (but mostly idiotic) nipple piercing thing and a quick assortment of typical facial piercings.
BOOOORRRRRRING!
I miss the old modblog SO much.
Ah, tatblog. Haven’t visited here in a while, and I immediately remember why. The whole front page consists of (shock of shocks) pedestrian tattoo images, one mildly interesting (but mostly idiotic) nipple piercing thing and a quick assortment of typical facial piercings.
BOOOORRRRRRING!
I miss the old modblog SO much.
Ugliest wrinkly-est dick EVA.
Ugliest wrinkly-est dick EVA.
That tattoo looked better as an outline. That shading sucks.
That tattoo looked better as an outline. That shading sucks.
This made my day lol
This made my day lol
I do prefer it as linework, a bit cleaner.
I do prefer it as linework, a bit cleaner.
I must say, thats a pretty triumphant looking dick.
I must say, thats a pretty triumphant looking dick.
Looks to me like someone has an awful lot of practice drawing cocks…
Looks to me like someone has an awful lot of practice drawing cocks…
Isn’t black-light ink not FDA approved? cool dick though, nice big veiny basturd!
Isn’t black-light ink not FDA approved? cool dick though, nice big veiny basturd!
k – go start your own site and post what you want to see if you have such a problem with modblog 😛
k – go start your own site and post what you want to see if you have such a problem with modblog 😛
#7 k. then don’t come back. we wont miss you.
#7 k. then don’t come back. we wont miss you.
sorry didn’t mean to be repetitive, they pressed submit comment before me. hmm :/
sorry didn’t mean to be repetitive, they pressed submit comment before me. hmm :/
hehe by a few seconds katy, great minds think alike eh ;P
hehe by a few seconds katy, great minds think alike eh ;P
I feel like EVERYONE is getting a penis tattooed on them these days
I feel like EVERYONE is getting a penis tattooed on them these days
Anyone reminded of Superbad?
Anyone reminded of Superbad?
I think it would have been funnier if the client wanted it in all UV ink and the artist did it like that..
I think it would have been funnier if the client wanted it in all UV ink and the artist did it like that..
Im just saying, some UV spoog squirts would have been AWESOME…
Im just saying, some UV spoog squirts would have been AWESOME…
Superbad film! <3
And a veiny member… nom nom
Superbad film! <3
And a veiny member… nom nom
Funny, was thinking as I read the article..”Wouldn’t it be funny” and there ya go DONE…Hopefully buddy has an office job, I’d be a little nervous showering next to that after a shift..
Funny, was thinking as I read the article..”Wouldn’t it be funny” and there ya go DONE…Hopefully buddy has an office job, I’d be a little nervous showering next to that after a shift..
I want to find whoever has this tattoo and marry them.
A man with a sense of humor about ass tattoos immediately becomes the love of my life.
I want to find whoever has this tattoo and marry them.
A man with a sense of humor about ass tattoos immediately becomes the love of my life.
Sweet!
Hehe, the balls look like wantons.
Mmmm. Wantons.
Sweet!
Hehe, the balls look like wantons.
Mmmm. Wantons.
next we’ll have some copying jackass 2..
next we’ll have some copying jackass 2..
thats a pulsey one!
thats a pulsey one!
those balls look terrible.
those balls look terrible.
i did this firsttttttttt.arghhhh.
i did this firsttttttttt.arghhhh.
lmfao at #22, that is such a great idea… and i came here to say what #29 said: they are some wrinkly ass 90 year old balls.
still i love it, love a man with a sense of humour!
lmfao at #22, that is such a great idea… and i came here to say what #29 said: they are some wrinkly ass 90 year old balls.
still i love it, love a man with a sense of humour!
beautiful as an outline. ugly as fuck shaded.
beautiful as an outline. ugly as fuck shaded.
#30
There is no such thing as doing it “first”
#30
There is no such thing as doing it “first”
DO NOT GO TO HOUSE OF INK EVER!!
they fucked on my tattoo.
and they spelt World Series Champions on a guys arm.
Worlb Series Champions.
and they are grossly overpriced.
but there is a guy named Van there.
if you can get him then go for it.
youll recognize him, hes the heavily tattooed
ex-military guy.
and hes super nice.
and better yet.
GREAT AT TATTOOING.
DO NOT GO TO HOUSE OF INK EVER!!
they fucked on my tattoo.
and they spelt World Series Champions on a guys arm.
Worlb Series Champions.
and they are grossly overpriced.
but there is a guy named Van there.
if you can get him then go for it.
youll recognize him, hes the heavily tattooed
ex-military guy.
and hes super nice.
and better yet.
GREAT AT TATTOOING.
The balls look like walnuts… 😐
The balls look like walnuts… 😐