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oh my
oh my
oh my
hahaha hey i dont remember sending you my pics.
hahaha hey i dont remember sending you my pics.
hahaha hey i dont remember sending you my pics.
…whaaaaaaaaat!!!!!
…whaaaaaaaaat!!!!!
…whaaaaaaaaat!!!!!
wow.. hahaha Just wow. For some reason, I really want to stick my arm in there.
wow.. hahaha Just wow. For some reason, I really want to stick my arm in there.
wow.. hahaha Just wow. For some reason, I really want to stick my arm in there.
Wow.
yep.
just Wow.
Wow.
yep.
just Wow.
Wow.
yep.
just Wow.
How? What? Seriously… HOW!?!
How? What? Seriously… HOW!?!
How? What? Seriously… HOW!?!
O_o
O_o
O_o
sweet jesus
sweet jesus
sweet jesus
damn
damn
damn
i..i…i don’t even know what’s happening…
i..i…i don’t even know what’s happening…
i..i…i don’t even know what’s happening…
Haha, this is great! And to think that when I got my labret spikes 8 years ago, I thought that was pretty fucking extreme *giggle*
Haha, this is great! And to think that when I got my labret spikes 8 years ago, I thought that was pretty fucking extreme *giggle*
Haha, this is great! And to think that when I got my labret spikes 8 years ago, I thought that was pretty fucking extreme *giggle*
… Wow. There’s not much more you can say to that *stares*
… Wow. There’s not much more you can say to that *stares*
… Wow. There’s not much more you can say to that *stares*
Oh yes there is………………………….. ‘FUCK’
Oh yes there is………………………….. ‘FUCK’
Oh yes there is………………………….. ‘FUCK’
OMG This is 2 men, or do I need my glasses:)
OMG This is 2 men, or do I need my glasses:)
OMG This is 2 men, or do I need my glasses:)
So…that’s two guys yeah? So…with the…oh nevermind. This is pretty silly looking…it makes me giggle ( : Is there any word on how they photographed this? : P
So…that’s two guys yeah? So…with the…oh nevermind. This is pretty silly looking…it makes me giggle ( : Is there any word on how they photographed this? : P
So…that’s two guys yeah? So…with the…oh nevermind. This is pretty silly looking…it makes me giggle ( : Is there any word on how they photographed this? : P
what the shit is the white stuff?
?!
what the shit is the white stuff?
?!
what the shit is the white stuff?
?!
But I poop from there!? Not today you don’t!
But I poop from there!? Not today you don’t!
But I poop from there!? Not today you don’t!
Is that Crisco?
Is that Crisco?
Is that Crisco?
Jessica, I’m with you there, I was wondering the same thing.
Jessica, I’m with you there, I was wondering the same thing.
Jessica, I’m with you there, I was wondering the same thing.
eep!
eep!
eep!
that seems like an abnormally huge amount of… juice.
that seems like an abnormally huge amount of… juice.
that seems like an abnormally huge amount of… juice.
Not that I think id ever try that, but i genuinely dont think my hips are even wide enough to allow that!!
Not that I think id ever try that, but i genuinely dont think my hips are even wide enough to allow that!!
Not that I think id ever try that, but i genuinely dont think my hips are even wide enough to allow that!!
my eyes hurt
my eyes hurt
my eyes hurt
awesome! 😛
awesome! 😛
awesome! 😛
Is that a jar or a pump? (with some sorta hidden side valve?)
Is that a jar or a pump? (with some sorta hidden side valve?)
Is that a jar or a pump? (with some sorta hidden side valve?)
………oh……….oh………..yeah okay
*husband looks at screen*
……..what?………*cocks his head the the side*…….oh, can I try that on you?
LOL
(I said no, btw)
………oh……….oh………..yeah okay
*husband looks at screen*
……..what?………*cocks his head the the side*…….oh, can I try that on you?
LOL
(I said no, btw)
………oh……….oh………..yeah okay
*husband looks at screen*
……..what?………*cocks his head the the side*…….oh, can I try that on you?
LOL
(I said no, btw)
Just looking at that makes my vagina hurt.
Just looking at that makes my vagina hurt.
Just looking at that makes my vagina hurt.
I love those pants/boots? Yummy zippers!
I love those pants/boots? Yummy zippers!
I love those pants/boots? Yummy zippers!
but uhh, am I the only one not clearly understanding what “it” is?
but uhh, am I the only one not clearly understanding what “it” is?
but uhh, am I the only one not clearly understanding what “it” is?
woah, ’nuff said
woah, ’nuff said
woah, ’nuff said
ow?
ow?
ow?
The size doesn’t really bug me so much as the concern that the circular bit on the end (I don’t know the terminology) is going to cause some tears in that person’s anus. Also that there is absolutely no taper to the object being inserted, which is never good…
The size doesn’t really bug me so much as the concern that the circular bit on the end (I don’t know the terminology) is going to cause some tears in that person’s anus. Also that there is absolutely no taper to the object being inserted, which is never good…
The size doesn’t really bug me so much as the concern that the circular bit on the end (I don’t know the terminology) is going to cause some tears in that person’s anus. Also that there is absolutely no taper to the object being inserted, which is never good…
INCOMING!!!
INCOMING!!!
INCOMING!!!
damn….
damn….
damn….
HOW?!
HOW?!
HOW?!
Well, this was one of those that had me staring for far too long
Well, this was one of those that had me staring for far too long
Well, this was one of those that had me staring for far too long
How much strecthing must that have taken to accommodate? How long would something like that have taken to get used to?
How much strecthing must that have taken to accommodate? How long would something like that have taken to get used to?
How much strecthing must that have taken to accommodate? How long would something like that have taken to get used to?
Damn! That would make you walk funny…
Damn! That would make you walk funny…
Damn! That would make you walk funny…
Is that a penis pump?
Is that a penis pump?
Is that a penis pump?
Ok wait Im confused. Why does he have a rubber glove on?
Ok wait Im confused. Why does he have a rubber glove on?
Ok wait Im confused. Why does he have a rubber glove on?
I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before
I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before
I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before
38, My guess is that a good bit of fisting was used to prep for the er…. pump-condom. It’s pretty common to use gloves for that,not only for safe sex but also because of nails and hang nails etc.
38, My guess is that a good bit of fisting was used to prep for the er…. pump-condom. It’s pretty common to use gloves for that,not only for safe sex but also because of nails and hang nails etc.
38, My guess is that a good bit of fisting was used to prep for the er…. pump-condom. It’s pretty common to use gloves for that,not only for safe sex but also because of nails and hang nails etc.
God its hysterical listening to (mostly) heterosexual people talk observationally about gay men having sex.
1. Yes, its a penis/ball/whatever pump. it is large though.
2. the pants with the cool zippers are not pants, they’re chaps.
3. The white lube might be Crisco, or it might be any other number of lubricants that are cream based-not all lubes are clear.
4. and Yes, Carolyn, the valve might scratch and tear the skin. If I was doing this I would get a tube with the valve on the side near the base where it rests against the body, but with these bigger tubes they may not have had a choice.
5. He’s wearing gloves because he wants too.
6. Nothe other guy won’t walk funny.
7. No it doesn’t hurt.
8. Because they both like it.
God its hysterical listening to (mostly) heterosexual people talk observationally about gay men having sex.
1. Yes, its a penis/ball/whatever pump. it is large though.
2. the pants with the cool zippers are not pants, they’re chaps.
3. The white lube might be Crisco, or it might be any other number of lubricants that are cream based-not all lubes are clear.
4. and Yes, Carolyn, the valve might scratch and tear the skin. If I was doing this I would get a tube with the valve on the side near the base where it rests against the body, but with these bigger tubes they may not have had a choice.
5. He’s wearing gloves because he wants too.
6. Nothe other guy won’t walk funny.
7. No it doesn’t hurt.
8. Because they both like it.
God its hysterical listening to (mostly) heterosexual people talk observationally about gay men having sex.
1. Yes, its a penis/ball/whatever pump. it is large though.
2. the pants with the cool zippers are not pants, they’re chaps.
3. The white lube might be Crisco, or it might be any other number of lubricants that are cream based-not all lubes are clear.
4. and Yes, Carolyn, the valve might scratch and tear the skin. If I was doing this I would get a tube with the valve on the side near the base where it rests against the body, but with these bigger tubes they may not have had a choice.
5. He’s wearing gloves because he wants too.
6. Nothe other guy won’t walk funny.
7. No it doesn’t hurt.
8. Because they both like it.
iv dun that before!! lol remember kate……
iv dun that before!! lol remember kate……
iv dun that before!! lol remember kate……
haha..is 20 mins too long to be staring at this one picture?
they sure dont teach that in sex ed 😛
haha..is 20 mins too long to be staring at this one picture?
they sure dont teach that in sex ed 😛
haha..is 20 mins too long to be staring at this one picture?
they sure dont teach that in sex ed 😛
starspring sounds a bit jaded about the whole thing.
starspring sounds a bit jaded about the whole thing.
starspring sounds a bit jaded about the whole thing.
What in the world is the line in the center top picture?
What in the world is the line in the center top picture?
What in the world is the line in the center top picture?
#43, this goes way beyond just two men having sex! say if the pump was’nt there I don’t think people would be making the comments they are but when you have a pump the size of someones thigh going into someones ass people are gonna be kind of blown away by it
#43, this goes way beyond just two men having sex! say if the pump was’nt there I don’t think people would be making the comments they are but when you have a pump the size of someones thigh going into someones ass people are gonna be kind of blown away by it
#43, this goes way beyond just two men having sex! say if the pump was’nt there I don’t think people would be making the comments they are but when you have a pump the size of someones thigh going into someones ass people are gonna be kind of blown away by it
The line is the other guy’s anus.
The line is the other guy’s anus.
The line is the other guy’s anus.
Hello Rectal Prolapse
Hello Rectal Prolapse
Hello Rectal Prolapse
“The line is the other guy’s anus.”
The vertical line is his anus? Then what’s the pump going into?
“The line is the other guy’s anus.”
The vertical line is his anus? Then what’s the pump going into?
“The line is the other guy’s anus.”
The vertical line is his anus? Then what’s the pump going into?
Oh my goodness. Hahahaa. I’ve seen it all now, nothing can faze me after this!
Oh my goodness. Hahahaa. I’ve seen it all now, nothing can faze me after this!
Oh my goodness. Hahahaa. I’ve seen it all now, nothing can faze me after this!
lol at #17, anyone who knows where that’s from wins teh internets
lol at #17, anyone who knows where that’s from wins teh internets
lol at #17, anyone who knows where that’s from wins teh internets
#53
Anne Howe porno… “But I poop from there!”… “Not right now you don’t.”
#53
Anne Howe porno… “But I poop from there!”… “Not right now you don’t.”
#53
Anne Howe porno… “But I poop from there!”… “Not right now you don’t.”
uhhhhhh…..ow?
uhhhhhh…..ow?
uhhhhhh…..ow?
Very impressive… but why crisco? Couldn’t they have used an oil without so much trans-fat in it? Think of your cardiovascular health, people. 😉
Very impressive… but why crisco? Couldn’t they have used an oil without so much trans-fat in it? Think of your cardiovascular health, people. 😉
Very impressive… but why crisco? Couldn’t they have used an oil without so much trans-fat in it? Think of your cardiovascular health, people. 😉
Cuntcumber- the pump is going in the other guy’s ass. The line-anus is the giver’s not the recievers.
Cuntcumber- the pump is going in the other guy’s ass. The line-anus is the giver’s not the recievers.
Cuntcumber- the pump is going in the other guy’s ass. The line-anus is the giver’s not the recievers.
i lilke how in the middle picture on the top… his anus looks like a pussy…
i lilke how in the middle picture on the top… his anus looks like a pussy…
i lilke how in the middle picture on the top… his anus looks like a pussy…
OW OW OW OW OW. Good for them, though, if they like it, let them do it. But OW OW OW OW OW. lol.
OW OW OW OW OW. Good for them, though, if they like it, let them do it. But OW OW OW OW OW. lol.
OW OW OW OW OW. Good for them, though, if they like it, let them do it. But OW OW OW OW OW. lol.
59 comments and I’m still confused.
59 comments and I’m still confused.
59 comments and I’m still confused.
#43..
I thought they were chaps.. I just didn’t want to be presumptive, and all “black leather chaps for teh ghey dewds.”
BUT.. I did want the wearer to know I thought they were hot.
#43..
I thought they were chaps.. I just didn’t want to be presumptive, and all “black leather chaps for teh ghey dewds.”
BUT.. I did want the wearer to know I thought they were hot.
#43..
I thought they were chaps.. I just didn’t want to be presumptive, and all “black leather chaps for teh ghey dewds.”
BUT.. I did want the wearer to know I thought they were hot.
i look at too much porn…this didnt even get me to bat an eyelid…
i look at too much porn…this didnt even get me to bat an eyelid…
i look at too much porn…this didnt even get me to bat an eyelid…
Jaded? Me? Now I know how Shannon feels sometimes looking at so many mangled scrotums all day.
Perhaps being jaded about some big ole’ honkin vac tube covered in crisco being not too delicately rammed into another guys anus being commonplace in my life says more than simply being jaded. different strokes…er, for different folks?
Jaded? Me? Now I know how Shannon feels sometimes looking at so many mangled scrotums all day.
Perhaps being jaded about some big ole’ honkin vac tube covered in crisco being not too delicately rammed into another guys anus being commonplace in my life says more than simply being jaded. different strokes…er, for different folks?
Jaded? Me? Now I know how Shannon feels sometimes looking at so many mangled scrotums all day.
Perhaps being jaded about some big ole’ honkin vac tube covered in crisco being not too delicately rammed into another guys anus being commonplace in my life says more than simply being jaded. different strokes…er, for different folks?
upsi..
upsi..
upsi..
how can you be confused? the guy vacuum pumped his penis up and is now inserting it in the guys butt hole, pump and all.
how can you be confused? the guy vacuum pumped his penis up and is now inserting it in the guys butt hole, pump and all.
how can you be confused? the guy vacuum pumped his penis up and is now inserting it in the guys butt hole, pump and all.
Hmm… well, it is kind of impressive.
Hmm… well, it is kind of impressive.
Hmm… well, it is kind of impressive.
WOW!! worst part is i actually know ppl who do this on a regular basis, ummm not me i like mine just the size it is, i make perfect poops, why mess with perfection
WOW!! worst part is i actually know ppl who do this on a regular basis, ummm not me i like mine just the size it is, i make perfect poops, why mess with perfection
WOW!! worst part is i actually know ppl who do this on a regular basis, ummm not me i like mine just the size it is, i make perfect poops, why mess with perfection