YOU LUCKY BITCH

150 thoughts on “YOU LUCKY BITCH”

1. would you have to be hard to get that done?

2. would you have to be hard to get that done?

3. would you have to be hard to get that done?

4. Assumedly that’s the client holding his own tweener. Otherwise, it’s a horrible violation of universal precautions.

5. Assumedly that’s the client holding his own tweener. Otherwise, it’s a horrible violation of universal precautions.

6. Assumedly that’s the client holding his own tweener. Otherwise, it’s a horrible violation of universal precautions.

7. hah! well good 😛

8. hah! well good 😛

9. hah! well good 😛

10. hahaha i love it.

11. hahaha i love it.

12. hahaha i love it.

13. Haha… damn…
    *scratches off another idea in the notebook*

14. Haha… damn…
    *scratches off another idea in the notebook*

15. Haha… damn…
    *scratches off another idea in the notebook*

16. hah, I was about to say, I hope that’s the owners hand…and not the tattooer’s….unless they were fluid partners….but even then….

17. hah, I was about to say, I hope that’s the owners hand…and not the tattooer’s….unless they were fluid partners….but even then….

18. hah, I was about to say, I hope that’s the owners hand…and not the tattooer’s….unless they were fluid partners….but even then….

19. that’s hilarious…

20. that’s hilarious…

21. that’s hilarious…

22. Am I the only one who finds that not funny at all?

    Not dissing it or anything… just… not amused.

23. Am I the only one who finds that not funny at all?

    Not dissing it or anything… just… not amused.

24. Am I the only one who finds that not funny at all?

    Not dissing it or anything… just… not amused.

25. i’m not laughing either, you’re not alone.

26. i’m not laughing either, you’re not alone.

27. i’m not laughing either, you’re not alone.

28. thats fucked. what a moron.

29. thats fucked. what a moron.

30. thats fucked. what a moron.

31. i wouldn’t say moron so much as a person who is appreciative of a joke that appeals to a select few.

32. i wouldn’t say moron so much as a person who is appreciative of a joke that appeals to a select few.

33. i wouldn’t say moron so much as a person who is appreciative of a joke that appeals to a select few.

34. A rather long, thin penis also.

35. A rather long, thin penis also.

36. A rather long, thin penis also.

37. I’m amused!

38. I’m amused!

39. I’m amused!

40. i think i would tell him to sod off i got down there and saw that…bit weird…

41. i think i would tell him to sod off i got down there and saw that…bit weird…

42. i think i would tell him to sod off i got down there and saw that…bit weird…

43. haha i know him…….i’m ashamed to say………..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

44. haha i know him…….i’m ashamed to say………..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

45. haha i know him…….i’m ashamed to say………..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

46. i had to pull it down.. My junk seen the needles and turned inside out trying to hide.. It’s for pure laughs and so far its working.. that is my hand aswell

47. i had to pull it down.. My junk seen the needles and turned inside out trying to hide.. It’s for pure laughs and so far its working.. that is my hand aswell

48. i had to pull it down.. My junk seen the needles and turned inside out trying to hide.. It’s for pure laughs and so far its working.. that is my hand aswell

49. Hey, if it were mine, it’d have to say ‘YLB’ 😛

50. Hey, if it were mine, it’d have to say ‘YLB’ 😛

51. Hey, if it were mine, it’d have to say ‘YLB’ 😛

52. Yeah — I’m not laughing over that one either.

53. Yeah — I’m not laughing over that one either.

54. Yeah — I’m not laughing over that one either.

55. not really my cup of tea

56. not really my cup of tea

57. not really my cup of tea

58. ANYONE NOT LAUGHING AT THAT NEEDS TO TAKE THE STICK OUT OF THEIR ASS. TOO GOD DAMNED FUNNY

59. ANYONE NOT LAUGHING AT THAT NEEDS TO TAKE THE STICK OUT OF THEIR ASS. TOO GOD DAMNED FUNNY

60. ANYONE NOT LAUGHING AT THAT NEEDS TO TAKE THE STICK OUT OF THEIR ASS. TOO GOD DAMNED FUNNY

61. I kinda hope that at some point that keeps him from getting laid.

62. I kinda hope that at some point that keeps him from getting laid.

63. I kinda hope that at some point that keeps him from getting laid.

64. AHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
    you’re effing crazy…
    this is one tattoo that i will not be asking to see
    oh edmonton.

65. AHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
    you’re effing crazy…
    this is one tattoo that i will not be asking to see
    oh edmonton.

66. AHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
    you’re effing crazy…
    this is one tattoo that i will not be asking to see
    oh edmonton.

67. nothing like some mysoginist language permanently tattooed on your body!

    and speaking of the double-standard, shannon…

68. nothing like some mysoginist language permanently tattooed on your body!

    and speaking of the double-standard, shannon…

69. nothing like some mysoginist language permanently tattooed on your body!

    and speaking of the double-standard, shannon…

70. wow, thats lame

71. wow, thats lame

72. wow, thats lame

73. LMAO Vane
    Not my kind of thing though

74. LMAO Vane
    Not my kind of thing though

75. LMAO Vane
    Not my kind of thing though

76. What’s the joke it reminds me of… something like “Hey I can see “W Y” tattooed on your cock too, is your gf’s name Wendy as well?” “No, mine says “Welcome to Jamaica man, have a nice day”.

77. What’s the joke it reminds me of… something like “Hey I can see “W Y” tattooed on your cock too, is your gf’s name Wendy as well?” “No, mine says “Welcome to Jamaica man, have a nice day”.

78. What’s the joke it reminds me of… something like “Hey I can see “W Y” tattooed on your cock too, is your gf’s name Wendy as well?” “No, mine says “Welcome to Jamaica man, have a nice day”.

79. Okay, if a guy pulled his drawers down and had that tattooed on his cock I would laugh, no doubt about it…. but he wouldn’t be getting laid.

    And Em, I love that joke.

80. Okay, if a guy pulled his drawers down and had that tattooed on his cock I would laugh, no doubt about it…. but he wouldn’t be getting laid.

    And Em, I love that joke.

81. Okay, if a guy pulled his drawers down and had that tattooed on his cock I would laugh, no doubt about it…. but he wouldn’t be getting laid.

    And Em, I love that joke.

82. get the sticks out of your ass. i’m not asking you to put it in your mouth or anything… infact i could care less what you all think. love it or leave it.. but i’m laughing eather way everytime i take a piss…. oh there it is ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ahahhha ahah

83. get the sticks out of your ass. i’m not asking you to put it in your mouth or anything… infact i could care less what you all think. love it or leave it.. but i’m laughing eather way everytime i take a piss…. oh there it is ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ahahhha ahah

84. get the sticks out of your ass. i’m not asking you to put it in your mouth or anything… infact i could care less what you all think. love it or leave it.. but i’m laughing eather way everytime i take a piss…. oh there it is ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ahahhha ahah

85. Just because people can see your tattoo isnt funny doesnt mean they have sticks in their ass. It just means you have a stupid tatoo on your cock.

86. Just because people can see your tattoo isnt funny doesnt mean they have sticks in their ass. It just means you have a stupid tatoo on your cock.

87. Just because people can see your tattoo isnt funny doesnt mean they have sticks in their ass. It just means you have a stupid tatoo on your cock.

88. I have a stupid tattoo right above my crotch that I personally find really funny, but this one is a bit too vulgar to make me laugh.

89. I have a stupid tattoo right above my crotch that I personally find really funny, but this one is a bit too vulgar to make me laugh.

90. I have a stupid tattoo right above my crotch that I personally find really funny, but this one is a bit too vulgar to make me laugh.

91. cuntcumber:
    the stupid tattoo above your crotch makes me laugh pretty hard

92. cuntcumber:
    the stupid tattoo above your crotch makes me laugh pretty hard

93. cuntcumber:
    the stupid tattoo above your crotch makes me laugh pretty hard

94. thats fucking hillarious! haters be gone.

95. thats fucking hillarious! haters be gone.

96. thats fucking hillarious! haters be gone.

97. I still think Cere’s cock tattoo reigns supreme in the hilarity department

98. I still think Cere’s cock tattoo reigns supreme in the hilarity department

99. I still think Cere’s cock tattoo reigns supreme in the hilarity department

100. ewwwww.

101. ewwwww.

102. ewwwww.

103. hahah funny some one would say “Vain” because this man happens to ALSO have the word vanity tattooed across his pelvis……go figure

104. hahah funny some one would say “Vain” because this man happens to ALSO have the word vanity tattooed across his pelvis……go figure

105. hahah funny some one would say “Vain” because this man happens to ALSO have the word vanity tattooed across his pelvis……go figure

106. If you are talking about me my comment was actually in reply to someone called “vane” 😛

107. If you are talking about me my comment was actually in reply to someone called “vane” 😛

108. If you are talking about me my comment was actually in reply to someone called “vane” 😛

109. this may sound odd ..
     but his balls look soft. would i be lucky to touch them too?

110. this may sound odd ..
     but his balls look soft. would i be lucky to touch them too?

111. this may sound odd ..
     but his balls look soft. would i be lucky to touch them too?

112. Well, I would do him if I saw that. I love it.

113. Well, I would do him if I saw that. I love it.

114. Well, I would do him if I saw that. I love it.

115. i did the tattoo, it was the funniest tattoo i have ever done, and if it looks crooked, its cause i was laughing the whole time. fuck, livewire, they should name a cult after you.

116. i did the tattoo, it was the funniest tattoo i have ever done, and if it looks crooked, its cause i was laughing the whole time. fuck, livewire, they should name a cult after you.

117. i did the tattoo, it was the funniest tattoo i have ever done, and if it looks crooked, its cause i was laughing the whole time. fuck, livewire, they should name a cult after you.

118. That looks like it would rather hurt…..

119. That looks like it would rather hurt…..

120. That looks like it would rather hurt…..

121. i would get i’m sorry for you bitch then jizz in her eye

122. i would get i’m sorry for you bitch then jizz in her eye

123. i would get i’m sorry for you bitch then jizz in her eye

124. brill, i love it, wear it wit pride xxx

125. brill, i love it, wear it wit pride xxx

126. brill, i love it, wear it wit pride xxx

127. what exactly am I lucky for?? getting to touch your thin unsightly cock?? *scratches head*

128. what exactly am I lucky for?? getting to touch your thin unsightly cock?? *scratches head*

129. what exactly am I lucky for?? getting to touch your thin unsightly cock?? *scratches head*

130. “Oh, Our date was going so well…. I was gonna fuck you until you pulled out…. that…”

131. “Oh, Our date was going so well…. I was gonna fuck you until you pulled out…. that…”

132. “Oh, Our date was going so well…. I was gonna fuck you until you pulled out…. that…”

133. Hey, lighten up people! Penises are pretty hilarious looking at the best of times, there’s not much a bloke can do to make it look any sillier (oh lord, have I just set down a challenge…?)

     Love the mental image of livewire sniggering to himself at the urinals btw.

134. Hey, lighten up people! Penises are pretty hilarious looking at the best of times, there’s not much a bloke can do to make it look any sillier (oh lord, have I just set down a challenge…?)

     Love the mental image of livewire sniggering to himself at the urinals btw.

135. Hey, lighten up people! Penises are pretty hilarious looking at the best of times, there’s not much a bloke can do to make it look any sillier (oh lord, have I just set down a challenge…?)

     Love the mental image of livewire sniggering to himself at the urinals btw.

136. HAHAHA I like that. My ex girlfriend had been talking about getting “lucky you” tatooed over her cooch after she saw a pair of lucky you pants and they have it beside the zipper! So She thought I should get “lucky me” above my dick… I like this one better =)
     ~MoMo

137. HAHAHA I like that. My ex girlfriend had been talking about getting “lucky you” tatooed over her cooch after she saw a pair of lucky you pants and they have it beside the zipper! So She thought I should get “lucky me” above my dick… I like this one better =)
     ~MoMo

138. HAHAHA I like that. My ex girlfriend had been talking about getting “lucky you” tatooed over her cooch after she saw a pair of lucky you pants and they have it beside the zipper! So She thought I should get “lucky me” above my dick… I like this one better =)
     ~MoMo

139. I like Mo’s idea as well, it can only be true in this case if the girl is fuggly than may be lucky her, but most of the time…

140. I like Mo’s idea as well, it can only be true in this case if the girl is fuggly than may be lucky her, but most of the time…

141. I like Mo’s idea as well, it can only be true in this case if the girl is fuggly than may be lucky her, but most of the time…

142. Oh man I wonder who the lucky tattoo artist was that got to hold that little monster? Hahahha that is a funny tattoo

143. Oh man I wonder who the lucky tattoo artist was that got to hold that little monster? Hahahha that is a funny tattoo

144. Oh man I wonder who the lucky tattoo artist was that got to hold that little monster? Hahahha that is a funny tattoo

145. If that wa sme, it would say “yo”, and that’s it.

146. If that wa sme, it would say “yo”, and that’s it.

147. If that wa sme, it would say “yo”, and that’s it.

148. haha scott i love you.

149. haha scott i love you.

150. haha scott i love you.