Not a profound performance?

Posted on February 24, 2007 by Shannon Larratt

Local hooker: “When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.“

Disclaimer: Photo may be slightly altered and quote may be fabricated.

37 thoughts on “Not a profound performance?”

Masticate on February 24, 2007 at 8:51 pm said:

Ummmm please tell me it was the “can” that was neatly photoshopped in to the picture… if so sweety you where darn bored…
Lexci Million on February 24, 2007 at 9:09 pm said:

EEEW! That toilet does NOT look like that in real life!
jOELTRON on February 24, 2007 at 9:13 pm said:

What do you mean? Modblog == RealLife.

Awesome action shot. The thought of somebody making the >_
Shannon Larratt on February 24, 2007 at 9:31 pm said:

Too bad the photo wasn’t taken a few seconds earlier to catch the spray 😉
Shawn Tried And True on February 24, 2007 at 10:10 pm said:

hahahahahaha hilarity
bedlam on February 24, 2007 at 10:45 pm said:

Oh man, that place looks dirty… but maybe my perception is tainted by the excrement stained toilet…
owned on February 24, 2007 at 11:11 pm said:

haha. poo. hahaha.

why does this pic make me laugh?

i WILL be a grownup someday, and not find bodily functions hilarious…

then again…prolly not.
dave on February 24, 2007 at 11:16 pm said:

hehehehe it will aways be fuuny 😛
kim on February 24, 2007 at 11:48 pm said:

hahaha! I guess I’m with owned, only I refuse to grow up. That shit’s funny. Get it? Oh I slay me.
RuinsOfDecay on February 25, 2007 at 3:58 am said:

‘owned’ stated it perfectly haha
Valon on February 25, 2007 at 7:26 am said:

i’ve been waiting for this perfect shot. i was hoping for an action shot too. 🙁 but 🙂
ÈMþRê§§ on February 25, 2007 at 11:55 am said:

Dammit I would not let him use my toilet if he’s gonna make that kinda mess….
very funny tho lol 🙂
elnois on February 25, 2007 at 12:09 pm said:

yeah i’m not so impressed….but each to their own…hope he enjoyed it….
sylvia on February 25, 2007 at 3:49 pm said:

he should’ve been shitting on someone. that would’ve been funny.
Misantropie on February 25, 2007 at 5:08 pm said:

Oh, fuck! I hate white socks:)
elnois on February 25, 2007 at 6:32 pm said:

haha white socks…sexy!!!!!!
XslimerX on February 25, 2007 at 8:55 pm said:

is that blood or shit that shannon photoshopped?
thatolcountryguy on February 25, 2007 at 10:08 pm said:

Looks like there’s a whole colony of beavers in their brains.
Toser on February 25, 2007 at 11:15 pm said:

i dont get it.
sassix on February 26, 2007 at 4:09 am said:

man…its not like you couldn’t just unhook the ropes for 5 minutes then go back. Hooks are NOT going to hinder THAT process. This is in extremely poor taste, not to mention GROSS!!
SluggishTwitch on February 26, 2007 at 10:15 am said:

Bahaha! Brilliant!
Pixie on February 26, 2007 at 10:55 am said:

For some reason the white socks amuse me the most in this picture.
AZL on February 26, 2007 at 6:27 pm said:

What a fucking embarassment to suspension and the people who respect it as the ritual it is.
Says alot about someone that they have no clue how to represent themself. Absolute fuckin’ loser in my opinion!!
captainHowdy on February 26, 2007 at 11:13 pm said:

i could care less what you think i had a great time with it and to me that is all that matters
Mike on February 27, 2007 at 12:04 am said:

Needs the caption:

“The worst toilet in Scotland”
Stacey on February 27, 2007 at 12:13 am said:

Oh I can promise you that there are much, MUCH worse toilets in Scotland!

I love how guys keep their socks on for everything…
SuperDirk on February 27, 2007 at 1:34 am said:

For the record the toilet is clean, the original pic is on my page if you like. The blood and shit was photoshoped in by someone who is not a member or a representative of the local hookers suspension team. As far as this being an embarassment to the “ritual” of suspension really, not everyone has to light incense to make things spiritual. Suspension is done for a ton of different reasons and some of us actually find it to be a fun and playfull activity. Looking at it from a playfull stand point, seizing the oportunity to take a funny picture that the suspendee can laugh at later on should be totally exceptable. Like I said, the toilet was clean, the dude isn’t actually shitting while suspending. AZL, don’t take life so seriously.
Shannon Larratt on February 27, 2007 at 2:30 am said:

I assume it is obvious that both the image is photoshopped (by me) and the quote is a joke from the entry’s text. That said, it’s not as if the punchline wasn’t well set up in advance!!!

PS. Who wants to place bets on when the first ACTUAL taking a crap while suspending photos come in?
Leroy on February 27, 2007 at 4:54 am said:

Now you’ve said that, within the next week.
CutThroat on February 27, 2007 at 5:41 am said:

I love it when people can have fun with something that the serious folk had been nearly destroying for the rest of us.

Not everyone finds suspension to be a ritual, spiritual, transcendental, a right of passage, intense, what the fuck ever. A lot of us are just having fun.

Don’t take life so seriously. You’ll ruin it for yourself.
TooExtreme on February 27, 2007 at 6:45 am said:

I have to agree with CutThroat, I’d like to try suspension one day just as something fun to try, and i have to say that although that its the more casual (not staged) photos that drew me, it’s good to see something funny and have a laugh every now and again
captainHowdy on February 28, 2007 at 11:11 pm said:

i agree
wish_I_were_a_dragon... on March 3, 2007 at 2:12 am said:

hah! 😛
Charm151 on March 3, 2007 at 8:58 pm said:

hahahaha, it was so funny
obsidian_wings on March 11, 2007 at 7:11 am said:

Haha that is awesome
And I love Mike for that comment, trainspotting is one of my favourite movies
Ben on April 13, 2007 at 6:01 am said:

I would do the hover too, did you see the condition of that toilet?
kerberos on March 12, 2008 at 1:29 am said:

is that a bear on the background?

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