Vienna, Austria
61 thoughts on “Insert Caption Here”
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brekfast was never the same since we got rid of the table
Usually I can come up with a caption, but I am drawing a blank on this one….
i think someone got very confused
i dont have a clue, ‘shine that knob good’ or something. im so confused!
I’m pretty blank even though Emily mentioned some that made me laugh. :]
“My spoon is TOO BIG!”
is it art?
the context of this pic is confusing… spoon in the ear, and attempting to drink out of the tap handle?
i couldnt think of a caption for this if i tried.
the quote from the matrix where dozer tells neo what the slimey sludge that they eat is….something like:
its a synthetic protein combined with amino acids and essential vitamins. it has everything the body needs.
isnt’t that the knob that turns the shower on? i dont’ think water comes out that… which makes the picture even more confusing
This should be in the RISK section:
‘How NOT to stretch…’
“I look like a fucking moron.”
That’s a spork. It’s better than a spoon. SPORK.
what is that in the reflection of the spork.
‘WTF’
I thought that i was going to be ‘the one who didn’t get it’ but no… this pic has no sens at all!
probably her arm and camera in the spoon
this is…peculiar.
looks kinda like a pierced penis
“There is no spoon”
or
“First contact was made to an E.T. by lovely Austrian lady”
She just gave a new defenition to spooning…
this is entirely bizarre.
I never could get the hang of thursdays
Myspace.com
hahahahaha i vote for #11
actually it’s a sfoon
spork is mostly fork with a little spoon
sfoon is mostly spoon with a little fork
THAT is a sfoon
whatever she’s doing, she’s doing it very intently.
Lol, sfoon :))
Now i can die happy.
haha, sfoon.. i’ll have to remember that..
“Please relax and assume the position. Today’s ration of food and the news should be arriving momentarily.”
damn, am I the only one who recognizes her creepy looking chestbones?
“I’m so hungry, I tried eating my own ear! NOW FOR THE TAP!”
#29, i noticed the chest bones too. then i thought maybe it was implants or something.. in any case, i don’t understand this picture. it just reeks of awkwardness.
i love girls with braces.
She’s transmitting & receiving information to the alien mother-ship…duh LOL XD
But I really don’t know how you would put that into ‘caption terms’!
OH WAIT! Even better:
“It’s 10:00pm…do you know where your children are?”
I’m going to make you cum Robocop!
it looks like she’s trying to recreate a scene from the children’s book “eloise.”
i vote for thirty-four.
Hahahaha, #21. I’m getting a hhgttg tattoo tomorrow!!
“what random objects can I assemble for a bme photoshoot and pretend that there was intention to them?”
“really damn bored”?
i dont get it.
Not worried about the spork etc, but braces are hot. I just love them.
Evidence of torture at Abu Ghraib Prison: Person being forced to give the water tap handle head while being laughed at by soldiers…
Disclaimer: This is not a laughing matter, I know… Abuse and rape are not funny. I thought in this context it could be taken with a little sarcasm.
“Soylent Green is people!!”
(none of the rest of this makes any sense so why should the caption???…and yes those chest bones are creepy as fuck)
Haha, #5. Props for the Rejected ref. I’m drawing a blank on this one.
lol at #5 😀
I’m sure someone can up with a caption that relates to Salad Fingers…
“goodbye cruel world!”
I’m in ur shower
doin… something.
MOAR SAUCE!
LOL WUT
Now turn your head and cough..
And this concludes our Paris Hilton impersonations.
“Hello? Can you hear me? I am on a really weird phone that looks like a shower and a spoon… what? Speak up!!”
“There Is No Spoon”
LOL
Bad movie sequel – Saw 3 1/2:
“Cut her with a rusty spork!”
“Why?”
“Because it’ll hurt more, you twit!”
hahaha. Jeni, definately “myspace.com”
Caption: is the satellite working now, mom?
oh 49. You visit 4chan. For this you get cupcakes, a hug and probably hentai.
# 19 “She just gave a new defenition to spooning…
Posted by Xuesheng on June 8th, 2007 at 7:25 pm”
Hahah More like “sporking”… or as someone else mentioned.. more like “sfooning”… hehe
Seriously.. this picture is really.. lacking in logic.
I’ve come to the conclusion that we may be looking too closely
…the caption should read, “PEZ.”
That’s right, it’s a hinged spine mod… right. lol.
no really, i don’t get it.
thats gross…
#21 FTW.