Deck the Balls


See the blazing tool before us.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Hit the lights and hope they’re not porous.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me in glowing pleasure.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
While I stroke my Yule-tide member.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

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29 thoughts on “Deck the Balls

  1. I. LOVE. YOU! :D
    …. you’re amazing, you’ve made my life….
    I can now die happy.

    Your carol is GENIUS :)

    ahhh I’m crying – you’ve made my Christmas.

  2. Ahahhaaaaa best christmas carol ever.

    My first thought was “wow…he has a very lovely wang…even without the lights!”

  3. OOPS! Sorry…I thought of my own song…

    The weather outside is frightful,
    your member’s so delightful,
    so as long as we’ve no place to go,
    let it glow, let it glow, LET IT GLOW!!!

    Merry Christmas!

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