It may appear that good old Johnny Storm is staring longingly at the BMEzine.com watermark, or perhaps up into the sky, at the Skrulls, with disgust. But no, he just takes every opportunity he gets to show off that finely honed, supple buttocks. Yes, we get it. You’re very manly. Now stop licking your finger, poking it into one of your pecs and saying, “Oooh, caliente!” You’re not impressing anyone, Johnny.
(Tattoo by Mike Boseman.)