The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down


And so here we have action personality Chev Chelios, who has been injected with some sort of serum (or maybe implanted with a device? Who knows) that will make his organs explode or his junk fall off or something if his heart-rate falls below a certain level (it’s like Speed, except the bus is a person!), and so he let some tiger maul him on the ass for an adrenaline rush, which should keep alive for at least another 15 minutes. Next on the agenda is a date with Dominique Fisher.

(Cutting by Lucas at Pirate Piercing in Turnhout, Belgium.)

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21 thoughts on “The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down

  1. “that will make his organs explode or his junk fall off or something if his heart-rate falls below a certain level (it’s like Speed, except the bus is a person!)”

    You mean the Jason Statham movie.. pretty sure it was ‘Crank’
    Good movie.

  2. man he’s got a fine ass.
    if you need help changing the dressings, keep me in mind. i’ve taken first aid!

    wait you’re foreign. dammit.

  3. No he means Speed. I have an odd obsession with Keanu Reeves and have seen that movie at least 10 times.

  4. Looks like he’s pissed off Wolverine…and he’s damn happy about it.

    Actually, I’d be pretty damn happy about it if I’d been slashed by Wolvie. xD

    Nice cutting, and very nice ass.

  5. If I may say so, that’s an impressively shiny ass, did he turtle wax it just prior to that photo?

  6. yiiihaaaaa :)
    thx people…
    for my modblog :)
    and thx for posting those nice comments :)
    grtz and see ya later!

  7. I’m sure he did mean Speed. But Crank is the same idea. Only “the bus is a person”. Or maybe he knew that and threw out the wrong movie to distract me, successfully, from the awesome tiger mauling at hand.

    I reeeeally like it. Very simple, but hot.

    Maybe the appeal is in the freshly turtle waxed ass. (insert lame “I’ll wax that ass” followed by manly raper grunt)

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