Aye, the Hot Pants


I’ve never served in the Navy but I like to think I know a thing or two about seamen, and I just don’t think this pinup by Sean Polland (at Creative Visions in Monterey, California) is wearing her uniform correctly. As a matter of fact, I can’t think of a single ship on which this would be acceptable attire. I’m just saying…maybe a little more attention to detail would benefit everyone in the future?

(I’m kidding! I’m kidding. Make with the sexy dames, now and forever, kthx.)

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18 thoughts on “Aye, the Hot Pants

  1. “Arr, matee, narry a warning light to be seen. Clear sailin’ ahead for our precious cargo.”
    “Uh, would that be the hot pants, sir?”

    I’m diggin the tattoo =D

  2. Anyone else see a boob shaped penis above the crotch? with black nipple and all?

    Maybe my gay vision is making me see things where theres not…

  3. As portrait tattoos go, this one is not very good. Better than many, but still not very good. Especially the face, she need’s to paper bag that shit!

  4. this reminds of one of those fake nude celeb photos where they photoshop a famous person’s face onto a naked body.

  5. the half of her face tilted away from us is very pretty. not so much on the right.

  6. her face would be fine if she didnt have a butt chin and what looks kinda like a black eye with swollen cheek

  7. Jordan, your ability to quote extensively and obscurely from the golden age of the simpsons never ceases to impress

    I’m yet to look at the tattoo, maybe after I watch that episode

  8. I love when barely 20 something year olds with poor tattoos and no tattooing experience offer their enlightened views of other peoples work. Assholes and opinions I suppose.

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