Tattooed Crooks

"The original Nazis tattooed their targets so they could always find them later. The new ones tattoo themselves. So we can find them.Hitler'd be ashamed of the morons."

- Andrew Vachss, in Dead and Gone

While I can see the temptation in breaking some laws, by golly, stupid criminals crack me up!

Case (or five) in point: Arizona Republic just listed its Top 10 most wanted. Five — half — of them are tattooed. New York recently debuted its new high-tech command center, which will provide officers crucial data about crimes and suspects including convicts’ nicknames and tattoos even before police arrive at a crime scene (click here for an online demonstration), and Ottawa recently unveiled its new parolee database. From police reports to rap sheets, if you’re modified and you’re arrested, your modifications are going on record.

Of course, the “winner” is Justin Breakspear of Massachusetts, whose tattoo reveals the serial number of his illegal gun.

Gives all new meaning to “tattoo gun,” eh?

8 thoughts on “Tattooed Crooks

  1. AFTER HIS THROAT TATTOO …THEN HIS PRETTY BULE AND RED EYES… i REALLY REALLY LIKE HIS SWASHBUCKLER NOSE ~_0

  2. AFTER HIS THROAT TATTOO …THEN HIS PRETTY BULE AND RED EYES… i REALLY REALLY LIKE HIS SWASHBUCKLER NOSE ~_0

  3. that fucking ass hole deserve wath he got and if he’s not neonazy any more he just to get a tatto over this cross or get the skin remove at this place (this is wath he deserve)what he had is notting they should brake he’s legs

  4. that fucking ass hole deserve wath he got and if he’s not neonazy any more he just to get a tatto over this cross or get the skin remove at this place (this is wath he deserve)what he had is notting they should brake he’s legs

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