Earlier in the month I mentioned my old and dear friend Marty suspending while drinking, smoking, and eating pizza. Oh, and I think that the girl in the photos might be underage as well, but I’m not sure. Anyway, these photos are nearly five years old at this point so I think Phil‘s fears that they could kill our little suspension team are past their statute of limitations?
Sincere apologies to Marty for posting these. Not because of the pizza, beer, smokes, and sodomy violations, but because they’re bad photos of him — ladies, I assure you that he looks much better than these photos from August 2001 reflect!