I find this photo humorous for many reasons but thanks to Will Ferrell, all I can think of is that song…
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps
They say I’m really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin’ at my lump, lump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
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Dude, that song won’t get out of MY head, either. And here I thought I was the only one.
Dude, that song won’t get out of MY head, either. And here I thought I was the only one.
Okay, why on earth would you get a mod on your dick that looks like a venereal disease? No thanks.
Okay, why on earth would you get a mod on your dick that looks like a venereal disease? No thanks.
The beads are supposed to be stimulating… which I think is a great idea.
The beads are supposed to be stimulating… which I think is a great idea.
No matter how painful it would be, I think an entire line of those things would be the greatest mod ever.
No matter how painful it would be, I think an entire line of those things would be the greatest mod ever.
That may be the worst song ever produced.
That may be the worst song ever produced.
forget produced, it is the worst song ever written
forget produced, it is the worst song ever written
That song is annoying, but addictive.
That song is annoying, but addictive.
What i love about this site: we can have a picture like this and everyone would rather talk about the annoying/ catchy factor of a song.
What i love about this site: we can have a picture like this and everyone would rather talk about the annoying/ catchy factor of a song.
Yup, lol, that amuses me.
I hate the song too, but I love the beads. They may look a bit like genital warts, but they are, in fact, very stimulating.
And by the way, Shad has 10, placed all around the base of the shaft, just most of them are inside my mouth in that pic.
Yup, lol, that amuses me.
I hate the song too, but I love the beads. They may look a bit like genital warts, but they are, in fact, very stimulating.
And by the way, Shad has 10, placed all around the base of the shaft, just most of them are inside my mouth in that pic.
You lucky girl.
You lucky girl.
Funny, that’s what that girl at the party said when Shad zipped down to show them off :p
Funny, that’s what that girl at the party said when Shad zipped down to show them off :p
In any other context, i’d tell that dude to go see a doctor – fast! 😛
In any other context, i’d tell that dude to go see a doctor – fast! 😛
I don’t think it looks like VD. I think it does sorta look like his dick has boobs though. I like it.
And, i’m completely inured to porn at this point.
I don’t think it looks like VD. I think it does sorta look like his dick has boobs though. I like it.
And, i’m completely inured to porn at this point.
Darthside- go you.
Darthside- go you.
SnaiLuv, I will have the phrase “Dick Boobs” stuck in my head for at least the rest of the day. Thanks.
SnaiLuv, I will have the phrase “Dick Boobs” stuck in my head for at least the rest of the day. Thanks.
hairy legs and no pubes?
as a hairy guy…I’d be really self-conscious to shave all the way down in one place and not another.
granted, this fella isn’t all that furry, so its not so bad. had to look twice to notice.
hairy legs and no pubes?
as a hairy guy…I’d be really self-conscious to shave all the way down in one place and not another.
granted, this fella isn’t all that furry, so its not so bad. had to look twice to notice.
I can see the benefits of those well placed little balls..
mmm ooo yes very nice idea 🙂
I can see the benefits of those well placed little balls..
mmm ooo yes very nice idea 🙂
Nice censoring there, Shannon!
The mods, the pornographic aspects of the pic, and the (yes, I will admit) overly catchy irritating song are not what caught my attention – I like waking up and looking at ModBlog to see censoring 😛
Nice censoring there, Shannon!
The mods, the pornographic aspects of the pic, and the (yes, I will admit) overly catchy irritating song are not what caught my attention – I like waking up and looking at ModBlog to see censoring 😛
Having been with 2 people with genital beading i can say personally it is not comfortable or pleasurable.
Having been with 2 people with genital beading i can say personally it is not comfortable or pleasurable.
i like how shannon blured out darthside’s eye.
well done darthside: ya made a blow job look pretty.
i like how shannon blured out darthside’s eye.
well done darthside: ya made a blow job look pretty.
It looks like he has a rather large empty transcotal as well?
It looks like he has a rather large empty transcotal as well?
I had that song in my head for like 3 months straight and finally got it out…until now. Thanks Shannon.
I had that song in my head for like 3 months straight and finally got it out…until now. Thanks Shannon.
To clarify on the transscrotal:
It is in fact rather large, though not massive (16mm) but since Shad usually wears a stainless steel ring in it, it really drags down his balls, lol, so what you see is the skin above the transscrotal being pulled at.
To clarify on the transscrotal:
It is in fact rather large, though not massive (16mm) but since Shad usually wears a stainless steel ring in it, it really drags down his balls, lol, so what you see is the skin above the transscrotal being pulled at.
good lord. how large is his penis?
good lord. how large is his penis?
totally unnecessary addition…..plus, if you change something, but you’re with the same person all the time, they get used to it, and don’t notice it…..so then removing them would create a different stimulation. (like a tongue ring)…..
either way, if you need beads in yer dick to make a girl cum, then you just need more practice….haha
totally unnecessary addition…..plus, if you change something, but you’re with the same person all the time, they get used to it, and don’t notice it…..so then removing them would create a different stimulation. (like a tongue ring)…..
either way, if you need beads in yer dick to make a girl cum, then you just need more practice….haha
^^ If for you everything but in, out, off is cheating of some kind, you have a lot to learn, dude
^^ If for you everything but in, out, off is cheating of some kind, you have a lot to learn, dude
every mod is arguably ‘unnecessary’. you don’t need metal through your skin. you don’t need a split tongue. you don’t need ink, or scars, or a bifurcated cock. then again, if whatever mod you get enhances your life, sexually, spiritually, or esthetically, i guess you DO need them. so max, stfu
every mod is arguably ‘unnecessary’. you don’t need metal through your skin. you don’t need a split tongue. you don’t need ink, or scars, or a bifurcated cock. then again, if whatever mod you get enhances your life, sexually, spiritually, or esthetically, i guess you DO need them. so max, stfu
I dont care what anyone says, that song is pure quality!!
I dont care what anyone says, that song is pure quality!!