Oh. my. God.
Nobody move. You hear me? Nobody move.
OK, actually, somebody should move and call or text message God or the marines or whatever you do in a situation like this. What situation? Oh, nothing, just that we here at BME have apparently stumbled upon the source of the goddamned swine flu that is the newest pandemic that is going to find and murder every last one of us. Do not be taken in by its seductive prowess, people. Remember: Everybody is at risk, even if the pig is wearing a dental dam. Be safe out there.
(Tattoo by Tom Ingram at Black Hole Tattoos in Portland, Oregon.)