The Milk’s Gone Bad


“But why?” you ask. “Why would someone get a tattoo of a palm tree built out of a hilarious dick and balls?” Who knows? Maybe the wearer is from the islands—nude islands. Maybe she asked for three simple stars to be tattooed, then fell asleep and woke up with this. Maybe it’s some sort of dick-in-palm masturbation joke, of which I would approve entirely. The truth is, we may never know why. But, there is a question we can answer: Not why a person would get this tattoo, but where? The answer, my friends, is beyond the click-through.

(Tattoo by Lazlow at Altered Images in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.)

23 thoughts on “The Milk’s Gone Bad

  1. Haha.

    Also, she has the cutest little ladyparts, I bet that would look lovely with a Christina piercing.

  2. Why does the top of her outer labia sort of…tuck in under the ridge where they meet?I’ve never seen girly bits with that before.

  3. Why does the top of her outer labia sort of…tuck in under the ridge where they meet?I’ve never seen girly bits with that before.I’m just curious :p
    And the tattoo is..well,kinda cute in a perverted way.haha.I love that one of the coconut balls is bigger than the other.

  4. my “girly bits” do the same thing…
    i can’t tell you why..they’ve been like that as long as i’ve known they were there…

  5. !!!!

    do you know how stoked i am to see someone with ladybits like mine?

    fun tattoo

  6. I would call that shape of ladybits an innie. I like penis tattoos, but would be embarrassed to get one.

  7. “Maybe she asked for three simple stars to be tattooed, then fell asleep and woke up with this”
    YES!!! You’ve made my day.

    Love the tattoo, love the unique shape of her parts… this is awesome.

  8. I would put those perfectly tidy ladyparts to good use and get a Christina. It would look adorable.

  9. IT’S NOT FUCKING CHUBBY, you porno chauvinists. I know plenty of skinny girls with “innies” like that.

  10. #20

    Calm down with all that, in my experience chubby girls get that shape to their vagina, I’m not being a “porno chauvinist” I’m just answering someones question with the experience I’ve had, not bashing anyone so chill the fuck out

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