Renew Thy Force

And here, straight from wintry Siberian Novosibirsk, Russia, comes a handsome young gent (with his lobes stretched to an impressive 60 mm.) and his terrifying nightmare doll. Sure, he says it’s part of a “performance” of some kind, and maybe he deserves the benefit of the doubt, but the second that thing shows up in my dreams and tries to devour my soul (only a matter of time, really), I swear to God I am driving to Russia and throwing that creature in the fire pit.

27 thoughts on “Renew Thy Force

  1. i just keep coming back to this picture, i REALLY want to see more pictures of him!

  2. Jordan, I’ll frickin’ drive to Russia with you and help you incinerate the evil doll. It’s obvious malevolence has kept me from throughly enjoying the rest of the photo.

  3. That doll will warp and haunt my dreams for the rest of my life.

    – The other day at the mall, a big fucking mouse thing came out of Toy Tales (it was a mascot of some kind, person in costume) and I literally screamed “OH MY GOD!” at the top of my lungs and ran away. I fuckin hate dolls and shit in costumes! Don’t even get me started on clowns!

  4. That is one handsome man with some of the sexiest (and healthiest) lobes I’ve ever seen.

  5. I cat understand, why such looking man is paid so much attention, I so often see people like him every day, and they did not impress me)) mabe cause I live in Siberia too?)))

  6. Oh, no, guys! This doll called Petrushka. It is good child personage. He is really cute%)

  7. He’s name Anton
    so handsome and conversable guy))
    unfortunately, he took off his lip big labrets, but have a 70 mm ear lobes now))

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