Dude, there’s a cooter on your skull!

Remember the Cockilus? Well, Urea is real pissed at his tattoo artist because he thinks the cracks in the forehead are too suggestive. Sheesh! A bucheta pretendida! Tattoo by Rafael at Urea in Joao Pessoa, Brasil.

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40 thoughts on “Dude, there’s a cooter on your skull!

  1. dear god, if that wasn’t planned the artist really needed to get laid because his freudian slipped. What I don’t get is this, if you see the drawings first, how do you not notice and reject it before the transfer is ever applied?

  2. quotidianlight – I think Shannon was being sarcastic *cough*. I’m pretty sure that the tattoo appears as Urea intended.

  3. yeah.. people really need to look into the plan before getting inked.. or if its that far from the original, then be really pissed!

    *much more obvious than the nautilus*

  4. I kinda have a feeling this is how the tattoo was ment to be too :S maby?

  5. I agree with Ausmoz, it was a sarcastic comment.

    It just makes me think of that joke about the guy with a wooden eye in a bar having a drink with the guy with a vagina on his face……. then again, that’s my sense of humour.

  6. If you’re a big stupid idiot and you make an appointment with one of my co-workers, he’ll work a penis into your tattoo that’s just obvious enough that you won’t notice it at first, but eventually you will. Call it karma.

    He’s also good at using lots of pink and purple on dudes who make a point of being over-the-top macho and homophobic. And he ALWAYS gets away with it.

    Nice tattoo, by the way.

  7. I would like to see a better picture of the scars on his ribs.

    Nice tattoo by the way…

  8. his scars are very raised (:, and i’m with starspring on this one. haha loves it

  9. #

    I hate to be the bitch to correct posts but it’s buceta, not bucheta ;D

    Posted by camila on August 6th, 2006 at 1:44 pm

    -I though Shannon was writting in latin, not in portuguese… (and portuguese is my first language).

    #

    If you’re a big stupid idiot and you make an appointment with one of my co-workers, he’ll work a penis into your tattoo that’s just obvious enough that you won’t notice it at first, but eventually you will. Call it karma.

    He’s also good at using lots of pink and purple on dudes who make a point of being over-the-top macho and homophobic. And he ALWAYS gets away with it.

    Nice tattoo, by the way.

    Posted by dustin on August 6th, 2006 at 5:06 am

    -I would like to see some of that…

    #

    I would like to see a better picture of the scars on his ribs.

    Posted by open-minded on August 6th, 2006 at 2:29 pm

    -Agreed

  10. i think the whole thing with working a penis into a tattoo is pretty shitty and unethical tattooing, but that’s just my opinion. those big stupid idiots still put food on his table and trust in his hands. meh.

  11. I highly doubt an obviously skilled artist (such as the one who did the tattoo) would really fuck up someone’s tattoo like that. I’m sure the client wanted it there.

  12. the funniest part of this post is all the people thinking it actually was an “accident”.

    SERIOUSLY!

    :D hahaha.

  13. Am I the only one who wants to know what exactly is going on with his nipple piercing?

  14. Nyne – that was my ver first thought after reading the first few comments… all i could think was ‘WHAaaat?? they think it an actual accident?? No way… they must be just fuckin with us… there’s no way they think thats an accident”…

    .. and then i kept reading.. and then people kept beleiving it…

    i’m sorry.. but…. yeah i just wont say it…

  15. I love all of the people who post knowingly after Shannon declares that it was a joke. Of course you knew all along.

  16. he has a pussy forehead hehehe…yeah,it’s a good tattoo.can we get pictures of his scars because those look awesome!

  17. How did he not notice it was a vagina, when he got the outline done… oh my goodness….

  18. Is it just me, or does this tattoo *squick* anyone else out? (Think about it…) Haha ew.

  19. Never underestimate human stupidity.

    The for-lack-of-better-words “huge vag” would appear to be an intentional element of the design. Urgh. The sarcasm in the caption is painfully obvious.

    Cool tat.

  20. Portugese – what a god-forsaken language….

    Also I agree with Lizz – Urea’s nipple piercing looks a little suspect to me…

    However it is rather a good tattoo, not really my thing, but good all the same!

    p.s. how does one link comments to their iam page? Do you have to do it via modblog on iam or…?

    xXx

  21. Skull fucking is through the eyesocket, squicking is through a drilled hole in the middle of the forehead (wikipedia)

  22. That is totally a vagina if I’ve ever seen a dozen. and if it wasn’t done on purpose…..then he needs to get his money back.

  23. isso e uma buceta sim!!! gosto pra karai de buceta!!! e kem tiver axammmdo ruim e so manda uma foto pra mim da buceta da mae de kem tiver axammmdo ruim!!!!kkkkkk

    ai posso tattooar tanbem!!!! bando de otarios!!!!

    VOLTS PAPADA

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