Well, if I Knew it Was Going to be That Kind of Party …


… I would have stuck my dick in, um, the birthday cake, I suppose?

Party’s over, after the jump.

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18 thoughts on “Well, if I Knew it Was Going to be That Kind of Party …

  1. first? =)

    I want a birthday like this but can someone please explain what is going on here? thats pretty awesome but how are the balls on top?

  2. First C&B Torture ive seen on modblog :D

    Normally just some crazy pumpage or heavy piercings but this takes the cake.

    The wax might be fun but oh god sounding looks painfull.

  3. I can’t believe nobody has offered Courtney her BD wish.
    So how do we set this up then? I mean when’s your BD?
    Oh yeah, the balls will probably be on the bottom, k, sry.

  4. I cannot think of a better way to celebrate the anniversary of my birth other than to torture my genitals to such a degree that threatens their ability to proliferate my genes. I’m glad to see I’m not alone.

  5. #s 1,3,4,17…

    It’s pretty easy to do. You tie-off (or rubber band) each ball separately…then pull each ball over the dick…then tie-off (or rubber band) both balls together while they’re over the dick. :P

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