Well, if I Knew it Was Going to be That Kind of Party …

Posted on January 30, 2009 by Jordan Ginsberg

… I would have stuck my dick in, um, the birthday cake, I suppose?

Party’s over, after the jump.

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18 thoughts on “Well, if I Knew it Was Going to be That Kind of Party …”

courtney on January 30, 2009 at 7:57 pm said:

first? =)

I want a birthday like this but can someone please explain what is going on here? thats pretty awesome but how are the balls on top?
Gilmo on January 30, 2009 at 8:04 pm said:

woah, amazingly beautiful, in some sort of way I can’t really explain :)
jae on January 30, 2009 at 8:06 pm said:

how’d you get the beans above the frank?
PlopToken on January 30, 2009 at 8:06 pm said:

How did he get his beans above his frank?
Dandi on January 30, 2009 at 8:34 pm said:

First C&B Torture ive seen on modblog :D

Normally just some crazy pumpage or heavy piercings but this takes the cake.

The wax might be fun but oh god sounding looks painfull.
Nny on January 30, 2009 at 9:10 pm said:

sounding feels great. not painful at all unless you’re being dumb about it.
adam on January 30, 2009 at 9:47 pm said:

Interesting…
Kinda glad I missed this party, though..
Narcissus on January 30, 2009 at 11:11 pm said:

I am confused and aroused.
Jay on January 31, 2009 at 12:33 am said:

I can’t believe nobody has offered Courtney her BD wish.
So how do we set this up then? I mean when’s your BD?
Oh yeah, the balls will probably be on the bottom, k, sry.
Ian on January 31, 2009 at 1:21 am said:

UUUhhh………Wow…..I mean…….I too am glad I missed that one.
Rulebook on January 31, 2009 at 1:48 am said:

I cannot think of a better way to celebrate the anniversary of my birth other than to torture my genitals to such a degree that threatens their ability to proliferate my genes. I’m glad to see I’m not alone.
Rebecca on January 31, 2009 at 8:20 am said:

Ooo it’s my Birthday today and what do I find on modblog but this. How exciting =)
steven kelly on January 31, 2009 at 2:47 pm said:

i love the large gauge jewelery.
sarah on January 31, 2009 at 3:22 pm said:

it’s kinda cute…balls look very lickable :D
DragonHeart on January 31, 2009 at 8:15 pm said:

how did #5&#6 come up with exactly the same comment at the exact same time?
Ashlyn on January 31, 2009 at 8:20 pm said:

Amazing.
DeCo on February 1, 2009 at 5:31 am said:

@#4

Wow, I came in hear specifically to say that exact same thing…
just-have-fun on February 3, 2009 at 12:48 pm said:

#s 1,3,4,17…

It’s pretty easy to do. You tie-off (or rubber band) each ball separately…then pull each ball over the dick…then tie-off (or rubber band) both balls together while they’re over the dick. :P

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