Whisper Tales of Gore


RAHHHH I AM A MURDEROUS VIKING, GIVE ME ALL YOUR LOOT AND FERTILE WOMENFOLK POSTHASTE UPON THREAT OF A SWIFT AND PAINFUL DEATHENING

OH NO NOT A MURDEROUS VIKING, WHAT TO DO WHAT TO DO

MOVE IT OR LOSE IT JERKS, EVERY MOMENT YOU WASTE IS JUST MAKING ME ANGRIER AND EVER-MORE MURDEROUS

/gnaws on turkey leg

/drinks from chalice of mead

/rapes and pillages 1,000-year-old tree, gets Long-Horned beetle stuck in urethra, collapses in agony

What? Do something.

(Starring the men of 5 Point Piercing in Des Moines, Iowa, including Watty as the viking and Leo and Seth as the defenders of the populace.)

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32 thoughts on “Whisper Tales of Gore

  1. Dude, Leo is one great stone crafter, and his wife is too. I have many pieces of jewelry from them and their devotion to creating beautiful pieces of jewelry is great. I haven’t been dissappinted by any of the pieces I got yet, and I have five sets now with two more in the making and many more ideas in my head.

  2. 9: do they have a website?

    omg the story-based video game thing with the turkey leg, mead, and tree pillaging made me piss my pants.

  3. That’s Leo? *stares in awe* We could not have a better protector from scary vikings. I bet he was just about to pull some crazy yet effective Macgyver move.

  4. im glad to have spawned a new tag called “tasteful argyle sweaters” on bme, i can die a happy man now. hahaha

  5. love the viking

    but whats with the indie kids posing during a viking attack?
    im sure they made for yummy snacks….

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