BARRIE — A local Barrie, Ont., man was accosted today by American country-western singer Toby Keith, who was allegedly following through on his pledge to “put a boot in the ass” of anyone who “messed with the U.S. of A.”
“It was weird,” said the victim, who wished to remain anonymous. “I was with some friends at the bar, and we were giving the bartender a hard time because they ran out of Molson and he suggested MGD, right? And then this guy in a cowboy hat burst through the door and just started cold kickin’ folks in their rears. I definitely got it the worst, though.” After being provided with a photo array, the victim confirmed that the assailant was, in fact, Keith.
Eyewitnesses say that Keith was actually putting his boots on rather than in peoples’ asses, as evidenced above. It is not known whether Keith will return to continue his reign of terror.
(Tattoo by Andrew Batten at Lucky Devil Tattoos and Piercing in Barrie, Ontario, Canada.)
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Thats pretty funny
Thats pretty funny
Thats a really nice and funny idea 🙂
Thats a really nice and funny idea 🙂
thats a big boot print *puts my shoe against my arse* never mind it’s about my shoe size if that guy is as wide as me
thats a big boot print *puts my shoe against my arse* never mind it’s about my shoe size if that guy is as wide as me
hahahahahaha thats actually really funny. oh i love modblog.
hahahahahaha thats actually really funny. oh i love modblog.
Why is there a missing lug on the heel? Just curious.
Why is there a missing lug on the heel? Just curious.
Yeah I just noticed that too audente, and I don’t even know what a lug is !
Yeah I just noticed that too audente, and I don’t even know what a lug is !
i believe that is the print of a doc martian
i believe that is the print of a doc martian
it looks painfull!
it looks painfull!
#7 i think so too.
pretty awesome
#7 i think so too.
pretty awesome
O.O what size shoe would that be? 20?
O.O what size shoe would that be? 20?
dang it. Now that song is stuck in my head,
dang it. Now that song is stuck in my head,
it says “B Split” on his tag
it says “B Split” on his tag
AHAHAHA The best of all!
AHAHAHA The best of all!
Isent that a “working class” tattoo?…as in skin head. Nothing against it just curious.
Isent that a “working class” tattoo?…as in skin head. Nothing against it just curious.
Hahaha, I work at the shop where this was done. Poor guy, so embarrassing.
Hahaha, I work at the shop where this was done. Poor guy, so embarrassing.
Scott – Hehe, Doc martian?
Oh noes, alien shoes!
Scott – Hehe, Doc martian?
Oh noes, alien shoes!
Would have to be some sort of alien with feet that big :p
Would have to be some sort of alien with feet that big :p
Ahahaha, Barrie is where I live. And the fact that something like this happened doesn’t surprise me at all.
Ahahaha, Barrie is where I live. And the fact that something like this happened doesn’t surprise me at all.