Do the math please.

Well, since I made obvious and graphic fellatio references a few entries back, let me make some more subtle and tasteful references to the equally worthwhile gender inverted version. Thanks to the very, very sexy Babefox from Brasil for helping illustrate what’s expected of you with this sequence.

Yes, I have entirely taken the photos out of context I imagine. Sorry Fabiana!

This would not be my advice…

Fishywoman‘s son has an ear piercing that has been growing and continues to grow a keloid. They figure that it’s growing either way, so why not let him keep the jewelry in? Anyway, it was done with a gun six years ago when he was eight… I assume surgery to remove it is being planned.

(Note: my advice would be to take out the jewelry to minimize the growth as much as possible).

Survivor BME

So… I forgot that Survivor is on today, and yes, I am a “friend of Bill Jeff.” SA, you know… So I’m sorry if today’s posts seem limited or rushed in any way… Today was a long day of branding with Blair so there wasn’t much time to write. Anyway, I’m leaving you with more gorgeous photos of Eva at the Japanese seaside (because it reminds me of Survivor). Members do be sure to visit her gallery (‘Kitano’) in the bonus galleries section of BME/HARD.

And now I’m off to the PVR.

35mm Lobes No More

This one goes out to all the piercers out there doing things like large gauge dermal punches on lobes. I don’t know if that’s what caused this lobe piercing to thin out and reject (it probably is not), but I can tell you that this “easy way out” method of jumping to larger gauge lobes can leave a person falling toward the situation below… If you want big healthy lobes, the best way is to go slow, gentle, and treat your body well. Yes, some people get lucky stretching recklessly, but don’t underestimate how heartbreaking it can be to lose big lobes.

(And don’t underestimate how quickly things can turn out like this if you make a wrong turn).

Unusual upper lip horizontal piercing

Here’s a very unusual horizontal lip piercing done in the upper lip (usually they’re lower lip with a surface bar, not that even that placement is common) by the good folks at California Tattoo in Sacramento. If I had to guess I’d say it wasn’t kept that long, although you never know — but I think with this jewelry and placement rejection will be very likely (and speedy).

That said, you never know, and I’ve seen far less stable things heal.