Yeah, I suppose I can relate to that. Actually, for me, the heart’s not so much a puzzle, but can be best summed up by what I believe is a quote from one of my favorite movies, Whale Music.

Born-again Christian: “Have you invited the Lord Jesus into your heart?”

Desmond Howl: “No, the place is a mess.”

Naw, just kidding, I know what’s up with my heart. I just wanted an excuse to quote that. Anyway, this puzzle heart tattoo (missing a piece) was drawn by the wearer (so please don’t copy it) and executed by Deluxe Tattoo in San Pedro, CA.

This isn’t the first time I’ve featured a pornographic tattoo here. My friend Damir who tattoos in Serbia sends in this in-progress tattoo of a piece he’s working on (yes, you can click it to uncensor if you’re really that desperate to see pussy).

I was going to get an explicit tattoo on my leg, but I’ve decided to shift it to my back because I’m so paranoid that I’d either get charged going out in public if it shows, or worse yet have child services freak out on me!

The next tattoo I’m planning is a rather explicit Tom of Finland-style piece on my leg. However, because I have a kid, and do occasionally go out in public, I have to talk to a lawyer about it first… If I show it in public, can I be charged? It’s not like you can walk around in public showing people gay porn. What if my daughter sees it? Could I be charged as a child abuser?

The explicit and I guess blasphemous pinup tattoo on the right was done by Jeff at Permanent Images in Ottawa. The bearer tells me that he’s gotten some grief for it in public, but I was wondering if he could actually be charged as I described above. I don’t see how it’s any different from walking around in public showing people erotica?

Well, today is International Women’s Day, and I’ve been thinking how I should celebrate the event (other than my usual womanizing)… So, as a brutally inadequate thank you for all the gorgeous female pinups that I’ve posted here, today is going to be a day in which I post nothing but dudes! Enjoy!

Tattoo by Chip Beam, Sayre PA

I went out with a friend’s mother for lunch today. She’s about fifty or something (as if I can judge age) and seemed to think it was a funny idea, so I’m going for it. Most of these are from the BME/HARD galleries (and yes, I know some of them are gay, but let’s keep the straight fantasy up for the day at least).

More of the trend added care of Gerry Harrison at Lucy’s Salon in Costa Mesa, CA… “Wanna Ride?”

Thanks to Larry Brogan at Tattoo City in Lockport, IL for sending in this labially well endowed pinup tattoo. I get a chuckle out of imagining the client explaining what he wanted to Larry.