Oh, hello! Welcome back to Temple ModBlog, fellow worshippers! These heathen incarnations of all your favorite religious figures are probably the end result of Catholic God and Wiccan Satan doing a few too many lemon drops at the neighborhood pub, finding some month-old poppers and then just cold going to town on each other, giving in to carnal pleasures the likes of which no earthly being shall ever know. That is how we get the Owl Jesus and Panther Mary, which became the story of Gremlins, the end.

(These excellent pieces adorn the thighs of NattyNoLocks, and were tattooed by Issac Fainkujen in Tempe, Arizona.)

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