Sandy Vag Toe Tattoo

I admit, I had to couldn’t stop myself from looking it up — according to the dictionary this means “someone who is rude or difficult due to sand irritating their vagina.”. I’m not so sure it’s the toe tattoo that I’d choose for myself, ha, but Christfuck says at least it’s a conversation piece — ink by Ish at Tattoo City in Monroe, Ohio.

Love Me, Please

Seriously, if the inside of your mouth is in need of some loving (or at least willing to give some), you’ve come to the right turgid blogger, that is, if you don’t mind things getting a little messy. But I won’t be offended if you spit. Tattoo by by Chuck at Jade Dragon Tattoo in Chicago.

Dune Tattoo (and brand)

I’ve been seeing a lot of Dune tattoos lately… I’m not sure what happened to bring about the resurgence, but I’m not complaining. My own simplified version of this reads Stay Calm. The main one pictured here is by Shawn at Mos Eisley Tattoo on Tatooine in Grand Rapids, MI. The branding (which basically says the same thing in Braille) is on an old friend scarred by Blair who is just finishing up a NYC tour.

I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.